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	You have two cows - Education - Information - Educational Resources - Encyclopedia - Music
		The "two cows" parodies however, place the cow-owner in a fully-fledged economic system where cows are used as a metaphor for all currency, capital, means of production, etc. The intent is often to point out flaws and absurdities in those systems.
		The first "two cows" jokes were meant to compare opposing economic systems such as capitalism and communism, typically by describing how government and bureaucracy would interfere with one's quiet enjoyment of one's cows.
		Because of their freedom and universality of topics, "two cows" jokes are sometimes considered a good example of "cross-cultural humor." They can be concise examples (not necessarily scientific) of how different cultures can express different visions of the same political concept, by paradox, hyperbole, or sarcasm.
	www.music.us /education/Y/You-have-two-cows.htm (721 words)

	COWS ARE INCREDIBLY FUNNY
		The "two cows" parodies however, place the cow-owner in a full-fledged economic system where cows are used as a metaphor for all currency, capital, means of production, etc. The intent is often to point out flaws and absurdities in those systems.
		As such, the first "two cows" jokes were meant to compare opposing economic systems such as capitalism and communism, typically by describing how the government and bureaucracy would interfere with one's quiet enjoyment of one's cows.
		You feel guilty for having cows and go to confession; your parish priest tells you that having cows is not in and of itself a sin in the eyes of God, but if you are feeling guilty about it, perhaps you should free the cows and say ten Hail Marys.
	www.websters-online-dictionary.org /definition/english/CO/COWS+ARE+INCREDIBLY+FUNNY.html (3113 words)

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	www.generalcomics.com /funny-animal-pictures-cartoon-animals/21.php (509 words)

	Needed: More "Two Cows" Jokes: Archive Entry From Brad DeLong's Webjournal
		Two freepers show up, make rude comments, then go back and tell all their thousands of freeper friends how stupid the liberal cows are.
		The two liberal cows post follow up messages, wondering why their stories about the terrible things the farmer is doing aren't in the mainstream press, and why middle class cows just don't get it.
		You have two cows, but their value as milk producers is diminished because cows in SE Asia are producing milk for much less.
	www.j-bradford-delong.net /movable_type/2004_archives/000384.html (8054 words)

	Economist Jokes
		Economist related joke: Definition: Policy Analyst is someone unethical enough to be a lawyer, impractical enough to be a theologian, and pedantic enough to be an economist.
		Two economists were walking down the street when they noticed two women yelling across the street at each other from their apartment windows.
		For concerned families with small babies you claim that the milk is "bio", though you collect the grass for feeding at the side of the highway and you keep the milk in plastic barrels used previously as containers of dangerous chemicals.
	netec.mcc.ac.uk /JokEc.html (12337 words)

	You have two cows - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
		You have two cows is the philosophical truth of the entire world.
		Mathematical proof that you have two cows lies in mooemetric identity:
		Nostradamus demonstrated in 1555 that the total number of two-cow truths is infinite.
	uncyclopedia.org /wiki/Two_cows (324 words)

	Politics Made Easy: The Two Cows Philosophy
		The government gives you compensation for your diseased cows, compensation for your lost income, a grant not to use your fields for anything else.
		You lay one off, force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
		You sell three of them to your publicly-listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute an debt/equity swap with associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping five cows.
	www.weirdity.com /jokes/two-cows.shtml (571 words)

	A List Of Clean Jokes!
		There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.
		They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on th...
		With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are distributing mailing lists anywhere possible.
	www.cleanjokes4u.com /clean-jokes-0-10.html (396 words)

	cows News, Jokes, Humour
		According to Sky News, Pin Doman, the chief of a police station based on the outskirts of Cambodia's capital, Phnom Penh, said he is holding a five-foot tall cow at his precinct after a 66-year-old motorcyclist crashed into the animal and died on Monday.
		That's because meddling into the endangered species list by the Bush administration, not known for protecting the environment, might have the unintended consequence of protecting that rancher's bane, the prairie dog.
		Brian Slocum from Litchfield, Nebraska was shocked when one of his cows gave birth to a "freak" Angus calf over the weekend.
	www.wayodd.com /cows/1/c/450 (528 words)

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		We plant the seed of green humor and sprout funny cartoons and hilarious jokes.
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		Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines failed.
		The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure.
		In Swindon, two people get off and four get on.
	www.psoriasis.org /forum/showthread.php?goto=lastpost&t=6459 (390 words)

	Jokes in English for the ESL/EFL Classroom - Newest Jokes (I-TESL-J)
		Teachers often use jokes in the ESL/EFL classroom to teach culture, grammar and vocabulary.
		Please note that our older jokes may be funnier than the new submissions.
		This is a bilingual English/Spanish joke-- especially good for a class of native Spanish speakers.
	iteslj.org /c/jokes.html (1335 words)

	the best uk jokes, humour and funny stuff
		Two nuns from France were coming to New York...
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		Two pretzels walk into a bar and one is...
	jokes.hellacool.co.uk /list_all.html (7291 words)

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