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 | | However, Australians are relatively passive in world affairs, preferring to save up their extra armies every turn and turtling in Indonesia or Siam until they have a sufficient force in reserve to suddenly envelop Asia and thereby enact world domination. |
 | | Famous for the many coal-powered trams rolling the streets, but most Melburnians prefer to walk and work on their tan under the glorious Southern Lights (Aurora Occasionalis), which are is unique to Melbourne and only visible at certain times of the day. |
 | | Australians are perhaps proudest of their long tradition of home-slaughtering, a cherished pastime in which the whole family joins in in killing, gutting and butchering animals ranging from emu, kangaroo and platypus to the more exotic dugong and wobbegong. |
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