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 | | The samurai place a strong emphasis on honour, which is determined by how many battles a samurai can win, how good he is at chess and swordplay, how skilled he is in 1337, and how many White Castle hamburgers he can eat in one sitting. |
 | | Among the greatest of all samurai, eight remain supreme; Hello Kitty, Miyamoto Musashi, Toshiro Mifune, Kojiro Sasaki, Sauron the Lord of the Dance, Leeroy Jenkins, Your Mum, and perhaps the greatest of all, Jesus. |
 | | Samurai use many weapons, all forged in the ancient techniques allowed by bullshitdo, the most common blades are created from hardened jelly rolls infused with the awesome power of buttered toast. |
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