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| | Loblaws - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia |
 | | Loblaws is a malevolent grocery store chain bent on taking over the world and the rest of Canada, through sales of genetically-modified (occasionally organic) food items imported from Mars (under the title President's Choice), which are slowly brainwashing the consumers into shopping at Loblaws and only Loblaws. |
 | | Loblaws has several other names, including but not limited to Mallblaws, Marsblaws, Blahblahs, and Megablaws. |
 | | Wal-Mart, of course, has that goddamned disembodied happy-face, so the odds of Loblaws actually defeating Wal-Mart in all-out war are pretty slim. |
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