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 | | Luke immediately explained his master plan to overthrow the Emperor: if 90% of the galaxy is destroyed, the Emperor will just lose all interest in ruling the remaining 10% and retire. |
 | | When trying to blow up a moon, Luke, to his horror, discovered that what he saw was actually a place where all the lies in the universe rested. |
 | | Luke's claims that the station allegedly destroyed the planet in the first place were dismissed, since everyone knew that no space station had the power to destroy a planet, only the universal plothole-patching device had. |
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