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 | | Meanwhile, Russian UHT Cheesecists denied that the Lunar Cheese program is in any way associated with their discovery of onion asteroids and pineapple comets, or that Russia will flood Western economies with cheap cheese-and-onion crisps and cheese-and-pineapple on sticks or Space-Kraft Singles or that it could cause stunt magicians to encase themselves in cheese sarcophagi. |
 | | When somebody wrote of their children "mine like cheese" and "mine like fruit", PJ Harvey elaborated: It was one of the least well-known facts from the 19th century that the Victorians not only forced young children to work down the mines, but also various dairy products, and one or two fruits. |
 | | Ms de Brie, whose show "Cheese for the Millions" is broadcast in Holland and Germany, says she meant to say "what a rotten question" not "what a rotten melody" and apologised for accidentally insulting the anthem which is one of the most famous in the world. |
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