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	Post-MOOdernism?
		MOOism's underlying entity - some sort of social pattern or concrescent vortex of process - gives rise to seemingly contradictory mindsets in which it operates, all of which can simultaneously exist, and even interact, but which are nevertheless incompatible to the ordinary conscious mind.
		MOOism's paradigm seems to say that reality as it appears may not be consistent if we choose to interpret it as if one single underlying truth existed, because our minds are not equipped to deal with the nature of the Absolute, relative to which even Truth is a partial concept.
		MOOism is thus at-once a serious religion, a game, and an elaborate put-on, all maintained in synchrony through the multiple-vision made possible by the self-consciousness of its structure, which when it occurs in any information system other than a human mind, we identify by the term "postmodernism".
	victoria.tc.ca /~half-mad/moo/postmodernism.html (1572 words)

	Encyclopedia: MOOism (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		MOOism (also known by many alternate names and spellings, such as "The Church ov MOO", or "MUism") is one of a number of experiments, jokes, or artistic projects involving religion as a medium.
		It incorporates methods and content found in joke religions and subculture pseudo-religions such as Discordianism and the Church of the SubGenius, as well as more serious experiments in modern or postmodern religion such as Genesis P-Orridge's TOPY (Thee Temple ov Psychick Youth).
		One postmodern element of MOOism is the tendency to use and combine samples of cultural sources and ideas after the manner of collage art.
	www.nationmaster.com /encyclopedia/MOOism (1074 words)

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		Mooism goes to the root of chemical and spiritual being direct from the Master Cow Chip of the universe and replicates life one day at a time.
		There is nothing left but what is right and once you accept Mooism into your life/death you will go on and on and on...That's all we want from life anyway (to go on and on and on..) So why waste your time with religions that complicate life.
		And with Mooism you'll learn how to swallow stars whole, digest galaxies without peptic acids and excrete super novas all in your spare time.
	www.textfiles.com /artscene/mirrors/FTP.MIMIC.CA/misc/CLA-MOO.TXT (2373 words)

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		Mooism goes to the root of chemical and spiritual being direct from the Master Cow Chip of the universe and replicates life one day at a time.
		There is nothing left but what is right and once you accept Mooism into your life/death you will go on and on and on...That's all we want from life anyway (to go on and on and on..) So why waste your time with religions that complicate life.
		And with Mooism you'll learn how to swallow stars whole, digest galaxies without peptic acids and excrete super novas all in your spare time.
	artscene.textfiles.com /ascii/dhm/cla-moo.txt (1960 words)

	[No title]
		MOOism is an international Church of Lies, partially not devoted to non- promotion of the Law of Bullshit.
		Religious Explanation: MOOism is the worship of "The Grate MOO", which is a composite of ALL religious Gods and Goddesses, taking the metaphorical form of a great Mother Goddess...
		The Memetic Explanation: MOOism is the attempt to acheive more rapid human evolution by preserving as many memetic portions of human society as possible.
	www.lulu.com /items/volume_2/149000/149774/1/preview/preview-moo.txt (595 words)

	HOUND PAGES:MOOism, Asparagus & Miscellaneous Strangeness (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		MOOism is one of the first religions propagated almost entirely through electronic media, starting originally on a small BBS in Ottawa, Ontario.
		Much of the time, MOOism is a catch-all for creative output through the Books of MOO and various newsletters such as MOO-JUICE and MOO-COW newsletters distributed by the clergy of MOO and the attending laiety.
		MOOism was started when someone (Yari) said MOO, and many followed suit.
	www.ambient.ca /hound/hmoo.html (633 words)

	The Holy Church of Moo (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		MOOISM is the world's oldest religion and has attended to the spiritual needs of animals since life first began on this green earth.
		In a last ditch effort to save the dying earth and all living things the doctrine of MOOISM is being transmitted to humans in hopes that their manipulative ways will cease.
		You can only udderstand MOOISM by remooving that chip on your shoulder that tells you man has dominion.
	home.att.net /~dailycow1/indexhcom.htm (342 words)

	MOO-COW Released By The Office Of The High Preest Of MOO Floyd Gecko Number Three in a ser
		Lloyd Taco PART ONE In MOOism, there is no such thing as Misty-Sizzle in the ordinary sense of the unword.
		MOOism is a Metagnostic Agnostic Anti-Church, in a sense (of which we all have five, this being only one).
		Before this century, we were in the middle of intellectual Dead Airedale: the process which happens when the mind decomposes from a functioning complex entity into a whole bunch of undifferentiated cells.
	www.skepticfiles.org /cp003/cow-p03.htm (1315 words)

	Selected MOOism Definitions (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		MOOism is an alien thought-control plot to destroy humanity
		MOOism is a religion that doesn't discrimiate by belief
		MOOism is a living incarnation of the Law of Bullshit
	www.churchofmoo.com /whatsmoo.html (195 words)

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		MOOISM: MAIN RELIGION Quackism: Anti-MOO religion which became pro-MOO OinkBlatt: A struggling new part of MOO (procrastinators) Pyros: Were the crusaders, then the official pyros of MOO, but really nothing now eh.
		You know they're good when a prerequisite for their religion is the knowledge of bomb making.
		MOOism is seen by us and society in general as being absurd and abnormal, so that is why we like MOOists.
	www.textfiles.com /humor/quack26.txt (11697 words)

	Kyhm Forums :: View topic - All-Out Philosophical Brawl
		MOOism is the perfect religion for me, since strict observance of it doesn’t require me to actually do anything.
		Which raises the question of whether or not it is possible at all to strictly follow the tenets of MOOism, which is sort of the point.
		MOOism is intended to free one’s mind from restrictive, conformist thought.
	forums.kyhm.com /viewtopic.php?t=3232 (5333 words)

	Vortext: Its MOOism!! (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		MOOism, properly speaking, should be invisibly in control of several small Alpine principalities, just east of Alemania.
		MOOism is an entroscopic exploration of Xornist psychologies with a bent on interdimensional Twinkie(tm) cream pathways to mythical otherworlds in the event horizon of a fl hole with an exact mass of one.
		One point one does not count, niether does point zero nine, it must be one exactly.
	www.vortext.net /archives/000357.html (269 words)

	A Call To Cud #1 (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		Some anthropoligists believe that there is a connection between MOOISM and the first use of domestic cows.
		CARL wanted to take these cow pies home but she told him that they must stay here in the pasture and that he must copy them where they lay.
		These were the first followers of MOOISM and the beginning of MOOISM as we know it.
	home.att.net /~DailyCow1/ctc11.htm (729 words)

	- MOO-JUICE - The Organ of the International MOOist Conspiracy Printed + Published by the
		On March 20th, the first major MOOfest of 1993 was held, and flopped badly, with only 8 or ten people in attendance, it was cut short and the Clock ritual was not even held on parliament hill by those who were there.
		Early May: The traditional QUACKfests, previously held at the ruin and then moved to the treste, is re-named a "Bush Bash", is set for a mundane time, and drops all religious significance in the interest of attracting a different crowd than the usual Fests.
		The disciples of MOOism with an active interest in the religion is reduced to Floyd Gecko, The Office of the Cardinal Richelieus, and Little Big Man. Occasionaly PacketMan and DopeMan make appearances, but only for fests and copies of MOO membership cards.
	www.skepticfiles.org /cp003/theta-5m.htm (508 words)

	Muddled Times - The Church ov MOO
		MOOism has nothing to do with online gaming.
		I'm not going to bother telling you what MOOism is about, as you apparently want to assume anything you can think of.
		The Grate Book of MOO is available for download, perhaps reading it would help.
	www.muddled-times.com /article.fod?IssueId=26&ArticleId=1518 (171 words)

	The Global Military Forum
		MOOism is what you get after you remove everything that made sense about Discordianism, and let Floyd Gecko rant about what's left.
		But in answer to the question "What is MOOism", there can be no correct answer.
		June 27 2005, 5:22 PM LOL!..man chris your a koo dude man, hard to find legit people like chris around on waff hehe.
	www.network54.com /Forum/269944/thread/1119899141/last-1119913378/Untitled (927 words)

	City Pages - Weird Cults (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		MOOism would be the second silliest on-line religion, if it weren't so utterly prolix.
		MOOism is one of the first religions propagated almost entirely through electronic media, starting originally on a small BBS in Ottawa."
		Worse even than Pittsburgh, there may well be a MOOist on a highway exit or street corner near you: "The eating of the God to acquire its attributes is an ancient and venerable part of many religions.
	www.citypages.com /databank/18/863/article3580.asp (764 words)

	A CALL TO CUD #2 (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		The holy pages said that the cows had once lived on the moon all together with the other beings which ended when a huge mass of a cheese-like substance smacked the moon.
		Believed by many, those founders of the first Mooism colony remained under the surface, just waiting for their great religion to return so that they could flourish again.
		At this time, all the workers were busily preparing for the ‘invasion’ while Andy was spreading the word about Mooism.
	home.att.net /~DailyCow1/ctc23.htm (1287 words)

	A Call To Cud #1 (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		The religion of Mooism teaches it's followers that they must lose all the troubles and woes of this world and become one with Moo, their cow nature.
		To reach this point of nirvanamoo, Mooers use the ritual of the chewing of the cud.
		Mooism is everything and everywhere yet it is also nothing and nowhere.
	home.att.net /~dailycow1/ctc10.htm (465 words)

	MOOism from LiveJournal (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		And these are the setters: bateleur bibliogirl cuthbertcross dr_bob fractalgeek jiggery_pokery liriselei mooism undyingking wimble So see if you can guess which is mine, and also indicate which is your favourite.
		And these were the setters: bateleur bibliogirl cuthbertcross fractalgeek jiggery_pokery karohemd liriselei mooism nickeyb queenortart undyingking wimble Deadline is 3pm Tuesday 3rd Jan, to allow for bank holidays and the like.
		These were the eligible players, who both submitted a question and guessed one: al_fruitbat bateleur bibliogirl jiggery_pokery liriselei mooism queenortart wimble Mine was #4, so correct were jiggery_pokery and liriselei, plus al_fruitbat, bateleur, bibliogirl and wimble chose the equivalent #5 or #6.
	www.ljseek.com /search/MOOism (642 words)

	Toothpaste for tooth
		okay, sometime ago i created a blogring called "mooism' totally out of boredom and out of eccentricity.
		I was totally shocked at what his definition of mooism was.
		my definition of mooism is just someone who likes cows.
	liberatedmuppet.blogspot.com (1755 words)

	City Pages - Weird Cults (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		MOOism would be the second silliest on-line religion, if it weren't so utterly prolix.
		MOOism is one of the first religions propagated almost entirely through electronic media, starting originally on a small BBS in Ottawa."
		Worse even than Pittsburgh, there may well be a MOOist on a highway exit or street corner near you: "The eating of the God to acquire its attributes is an ancient and venerable part of many religions.
	citypages.com /databank/18/863/article3580.asp (780 words)

	Church ov MOO Bookstore - Lulu.com
		MOOism has nothing to do with cows, we just like the sounds they make.
		This is a most blasphemous and heretical annoying mind drug passing itself off as a book.
		Privacy Pledge : Use of this Web site signifies your agreement to our Member Agreement.
	www.lulu.com /moo (284 words)

	The Presurfer - Your Daily Dose of Diversion (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		All mobile phones are provided by the organizers and they come with original batteries.
		Mooism is not just a religion, it's a way of milk.
		Unlike your cowputer, once you get mooism, you won't need an expensive upgrade six months down the road.
	presurfer.meepzorp.com /archive/2003_07_01_archive.html (3287 words)

	Asia & Pacific Defence Forum
		August 5 2005, 6:06 PM hmmm huh interesting I wonder they forgot to add Pakistan as well, am I wrong.
		MOOism is what you get after you remove everything that made sense about Discordianism, and let Floyd Gecko rant about what's left.
		August 5 2005, 7:39 PM Ajeet I think its time for your bottle of milk hehe.
	network54.com /Forum/242808/thread/1123259995/Growing+...+be+ignored (963 words)

	Welcome to the Cult of Cod Reborn! (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		Much like Snarb, he was already well-adapted to the writing of zany articles, so he fit right in with the rest of the Cult.
		His scriptures tended to focus on, and spread the influence of Mooism and Zen Codism.
		The Flounder has contributed a number of esoteric and off-the-wall scriptures, some of which do not fit quite so well into the mold of Codism.
	www.cultofcod.com /flounder.php (129 words)

	Linking mooism : Dave Hinton
		I would have used Misfratz myself [have done elsewhere] except she got here first.
		Now she's insisting that I have my own account so that I don't use hers to make comments on mooism.
		I would have had telemachus but someone got there first.
	www.ljseek.com /links/mooism (86 words)

	MOOism (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		since the great MOO is a massive beast...errr...stunningly beautiful bovine creature...i will begin by sharing with you what it is to be a MOOist or a member of the elitist cult of MOOism.
		oh yes, i forgot to add that the great MOO and MOOism is in absolutely no way attached or attributed to hinduism in any way.
		MOOshido, the way of the MOOist, grew out of the fusion of MOOism and ShintoMOO.
	usuckuniversity.com /MOOism.html (2340 words)

	Infiltrators, disinformation agents, spies,
		Nothing could be further from Sanity than the Cult.
		The Cult's esoteric center, MOOism, has only recently emerged into the collective memory of those responsible for guiding it.
		Forty thousand years ago, on the shores of what is now Turkey, in a city now three hundred feet beneath the waves, on the continental shelf of Asia Minor, the cult's founders created the living mental parasites which were to suppress their memories and allow the cult's cover to remain unpenetrated for millennia to come.
	www.apfn.net /Messageboard/06-11-04/discussion.cgi.26.html (1286 words)

	Urban Dictionary: sara cowist mooism day
		Sara Cowist Mooism Day occurs in the month of December, prior to Christmas usually around December 18th however it varies from year to year based on the mooism calendar.
		On this holiday, gift reciving usually occurs although Sara Cowist Mooists believe in honoring other religions and give presents on the days specified by other religions.
		Urban Dictionary is not appropriate for all audiences.
	www.urbandictionary.com /define.php?term=sara+cowist+mooism+day (130 words)

	Message
		Topic : Is Thai a good guy to marry??
		Date : Jan 04, 2005 06:01 PM Author : The Mooism (pongdetch@pop.co.th)
		As you know that we can't judge people from the place they were born like someone said in here.
	matrix.bangkokpost.co.th /forums/print.php?Message_ID=7153 (87 words)

	Mud's Tests: XML Concepts: Blog Portfolio
		And there are also potential tools that could showcase the range of blog content.
		Clusty and Mooism are two examples of this clustering.
		The tools essentially cluster or index a single platform into groups.
	mudtesting.blogspot.com /2005/04/xml-concepts-blog-portfolio.html (2434 words)

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