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Maitreya - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia |
 | | Maitreya, referred to by his supporters as "Lord of the Rings" and by his detractors as "Lord of the Sweatsocks", describes himself as the Great Teacher. |
 | | Preferring to be known simply as the Sensei, Maitreya has not come as a new world leader, or to furnish a new apartment with a shared kitchen, but as a teacher and guide for people of every country, every cookware preference, and even for those of no fixed place of appliance. |
 | | Maitreya has long been known to exorcists as the head of the Monarchy of Masters, or Masters of the Universe, through the writings of a graceful of inventors of the "ancient faith teachings", most notable among them, George Bailey, and Dr. |
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