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 | | It starts on Mermaid Avenue, in front of the park, and eventually winds down the boardwalk in front of the judges and the Mermaid Queen (who is in this case Queen Latifah). |
 | | Slowly, slowly, they will creep along Mermaid Avenue, though the gray and silver foxes driving them, for whom their cars are the tonic of vitality itself, will occasionally rev them, leaving rubbery streaks on the avenue and cheers drifting into their old hairy ears. |
 | | Finally, there are the mermaids (and mermen): wearing aquatically themed costumes, meaning sometimes ornate jellyfish-kiss getups, sometimes not much more than starfish pasties, sometimes a combination of those. |
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