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| | welfarequeen.org: Comment on arkansas travel guide (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-04) |
 | | But to truly gain points, you have to spit upon a state representative while visiting a state's capital. |
 | | +2 if it's a Supreme Court Justice, +5 if it's over 10 feet away, +10 if you get arrested, +20 if the spit richochets off and hits another representative, you win if you are convicted and pull jail time. |
 | | Today, as I disembarked, I realized I'd been leaning against a MetroAd that said, "Bill Clinton took Metro on 4/xx/0x and he rode in this car." |
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