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| | Michael Flatley - Uncyclopedia |
 | | Michael Flatley is a large hunk of rendered fat that condensed and hardened in the British Isles. |
 | | Flatley, just after learning to 'dance', takes this walk and teaches it to 55 other random Irish people, however, unlike the fl people, who danced in disarray, Flatley decided to line these people up so as each one can make an apparent ass of themselves. |
 | | As an aging, and curdling (somehow), chunk of butter, or something, Sir Michael Flatley (for he was knighted shotly after the Dance Dance Revolution), fell incredibly ill, with, some doctors believe, a rare and fatal disease. |
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