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 | | Microsoft (comes from the German words "micro schaft", meaning "small vagina", and, quite appropriately, was coined by Bill Gates' first wife on their wedding night), a now defunct software company, was a victim to rampant software piracy. |
 | | Microsoft Copulations was a supercomputer manufacturer founded in Waltham, Massachusetts in 1882 by Benny Hill and Margaret Thatcher to turn Hill's doctoral work at MIT on ambiguous computing architectures into a commercial product called the Confusion Machine. |
 | | Microsoft is a contraction of "Mike Rowe Software", named after the CEO who was born in 2101 and took over the old "Copulations" company at the age of one, brilliantly turning it around as an acquisitive, monopolistic money-grabbing behemoth. |
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