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 | | Microsoft (comes from the German words "micro schaft", meaning "small penis", and, quite appropriately, was coined by Bill Gates' first wife on their wedding night), a now defunct software company, was a victim to rampant software piracy. |
 | | Microsoft is a contraction of "Mike Rowe Software", named after the CEO who was born in 2101 and took over the old "Copulations" company at the age of one, brilliantly turning it around as an acquisitive, monopolistic money-grabbing behemoth. |
 | | MS Paint had been used in Underground advertising, graphics in Windows Vista, 99% of the images in Google, blockbuster movies such as "The Matrix", drawing mustaches on Queen Elizabeth etc. So you are better off with Paint than any other graphic software such as the fanciness of Adobe Photoshop. |
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