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| | smh.com.au - The Sydney Morning Herald |
 | | The real lyrics ("Darling, you're so great/I can't wait for you to operate") had always been understood by Lisa to be "Darling, you're so great/I can't wait for you to ovulate". |
 | | Mondegreens are now a tribal phenomenon, breeding numerous collectors' sites on the internet where victims, including Mark and Lisa (see below), register their self-mangled versions of pop lyrics and compare them, sometimes with dismay, to what the true lyrics were. |
 | | Jon Carroll, a San Francisco Chronicle columnist and mondegreen collector, says the most frequent submission to his Centre for the Humane Study of Mondegreens is "Gladly, my cross-eyed bear" - a distortion of an old hymn, "Gladly My Cross I'd Bear". |
| www.smh.com.au /articles/2003/06/16/1055615707371.html (674 words) |
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