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| | Flying monkeys - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia |
 | | The Flying Monkey (Monkius leviosa) is the side-kick of choice of many of history's worst villains; heroes and heroines such as Xena Warrior Princess, Britain's wartime prime minister Judy Garland and Ronald Reagan have been involved in the now centuries-old campaign to wipe the filthy little buggers out. |
 | | Sadly, the era of flying monkey employment in the satellite industry may be short-lived due to the the animals' natural instinct to bite when bored, angry, confused, hungry, intrigued, sleepy, annoyed, drunk or melancholy. |
 | | A bite from a monkey, especially one which hasn't brushed it's teeth recently, can infect the victim with all kinds of unpleasantness, and is to be avoided at all costs. |
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