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| | Mozilla Firefox - Uncyclopedia |
 | | Firefox's goal is to reclaim a vital artifact lost for humanity a hundred generations ago in Browser Wars: the Interweb, a huge web embedded in the surface and atmosphere of the planet Earth. |
 | | Mozilla Phoenix, the elder sister of Mozilla Minotaur, was a rather average high school girl until a shocking event changed her life completely: her father Netscape, founder of the now-defunct Netscape Navigations Corporation, was fired by AOL, Inc. (where Inc stands for Interweb Nuking Company; it was the title AOL earned for destroying ICQ). |
 | | Firefox proved to be faster and more agile than the lazy, oversized Exploder monster, and won most fights by using her "tabbed browsing" feature, which means that Firefox keeps locations of her hidden stashes in an address book with tabs, for easy access. |
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