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 | | And lo, the principal Gopaleen na Lander moved among them and gave forth on the simplicity and logic of School Wide Rules and Consequences as laid out in a flow chart complete with sectional boxes and arrows. |
 | | And Gopaleen na Lander patteth the child's head and respondeth, "Devises charged with consolidated quodwrits of quitbar or seigny-poke subsist thereafter in fee of grossplaysaunce, notwithstanding all copyholds of mesnemanor, socagemoign, interfee, mortlease, grand bastardy in copygross, subescheats of scutage, quousque, refeoffed disseisor of sub-seisin in seignyfrankalpuis and vivmain of copycharged serjaunty..." |
 | | And it comes to pass that this racket is interupteth, as a cottage door suddenly flyeth open, a woman streaketh into the street, scoopeth up the small child under her arm, dasheth back up her driveway, and slammeth her portal behind her. |
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