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	N00b - Uncyclopedia
		This is a misconception, because, although n00bs are identical in every imaginable way to newbs, noobs, and q00us, in reality each belongs to a different phylum in taxonomic classification.
		N00bs are overwhelmingly male in gender, and are born when an adult computer geek (who is also usually male) fertilises the carpet under his computer desk while trying to type with one hand.
		n00bs are often confused on internet games with deranged, semi-concious, amputated llamas with little brain matter, because of the similarity in their gameplay abilities.
	uncyclopedia.org /wiki/N00bs (1279 words)

	N00b r0xx0r - Uncyclopedia
		The n00b r0xx0r is the term given to the Holy War waged by the N00bs, predicted to occur in the year 13370 by modern-day seers.
		The n00bs, in an attempt to prove they could do more than be idiots and flame, engaged in idiotic flaming to counter the accusations of the netcitizens and h4xx0rz.
		This response was typical of the sentiments of n00bs during the pwnzj00 genocide, in which the h4Xx0r and Intellect minorities were systematically eliminated from the internet domain.
	uncyclopedia.org /wiki/N00b_r0xx0r (1097 words)

	Urban Dictionary: n00b
		N00bs are usually classified as having a job, an active social life, and possibly a lover.
		These things are reviled in the "gamer" community, which means that n00bs are hated with a passion in thier circles.
		Those who are defined as "n00bs" will also refuse to listen to words of wisdom or, even worse, berate those who try to help.
	www.urbandictionary.com /define.php?term=n00b (784 words)

	SoupFaerie.Com (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-25)
		n00bs also clutter the boards with useless topics that nobody could care less about like "omgomgomgomgomg!!" or "i just ate a cookie!" or "if u cn rd dis dn u gt 1000 nps nd a pb".
		A n00b's main purpose in life is to annoy you like crazy until you self destruct and give them all your neopoints.
		N00bs can be pretty sensitive when it comes to things like that.
	www.soup-faerie.com /articles/newbie-vs-n00b.shtm (1213 words)

	NG BBS - Rant on n00bs
		Without n00bs, it would be very hard for anyone to get any good rank, like "elite gaurd major" or "police captian" or the coveted "elite gaurd supreme commander".
		So we need more n00bs so that we can blam their crap, giving us blam points which give us voting power boosts, which let us feel really good messing up the scores of things, which lowers the price of our therapy.
		If n00bs never submitted their flash because they were afraid of being blammed and insulted instantly just for their first tries, there wouldn't be a Newgrounds.
	www.newgrounds.com /bbs/topic.php?id=268009 (924 words)

	The AFK NOOBS Homepage -- N00b page (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-25)
		N00BS hath lost, despite their multiple chances to put the game away and win the coveted title of OWL Champs.....a very depressing and dissapointing end to an otherwise terrific season.
		The N00BS would score runs on 2 Doerr doubles and a Clapp blast, but the Raiders would prove persistent, grabbing runs on a myriad of singles and some costly N00B miscommunications in the outfield.
		Pat Doerr, captain of the N00BS and commishioner of the OWL, was announced today to be the first official OWL Cy Young award winner, finishing the season 5-3, with 112 strikouts and a 1.12 ERA.
	www.freewebs.com /patd1287 (511 words)

	IGN Boards - ATTN: n00bs
		Be forewarned, there are those who will go to great lengths to discredit and humiliate you, and these individuals will be wholly warranted in their actions.
		N00bs are nothing but people who post incoherent run-on sentences which, once you decipher everything, go against everything that has been laid out before them.
		Right after E3 there was an influx of people who have no grammar skills, apparently type with their feet, and do nothing but endlessly speculate about total bull****, not being able to grasp simple things like which eye Solidus lost and which eye Big Boss lost.
	boards.ign.com /Message.aspx?topic=100235790 (817 words)

	History lesson for n00bs - Dev Hardware
		History lesson for n00bs Science forum discussing scientific research and developments in artificial intelligence, astronomy, cybernetics, physics, paleontology, alternative energy sources, and supercomputers.
		I think it was about modern computing, thereofore manual devices are not counted, but they should be, the loom read punch cards, a form of data, but oh well, the n00bs wont know about them so that is their loss.
		Ok, I concede that n00bs have no idea what a punched card is, but lord knows I dealt with enough of the damn things in earlier years.
	www.devhardware.com /forums/science-69/history-lesson-for-n00bst-29591.html (579 words)

	the N00bs
		The two clans met, one thing led to another, and the N00bs were the lucky result.
		The N00bs are all classically trained musicians, but not necessarily in the instruments they play in the band.
		No matter the occasion, the N00bs are guaranteed to leave you humming and grinning.
	www.rustychainsaw.com /noobs/bio.html (242 words)

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		N00bs are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.
		N00bs are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.
		A: Most of their free time is spent physically beating up their computers for not working, but sometimes they run down the street yelling "I WON I WON!!1".
	members.lycos.co.uk /staticfiles/n00b.htm (338 words)

	Are n00bs getting lazy? - GameDev.Net Discussion Forums (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-25)
		A lof of n00bs on this forum does not know programming at all, and then they should not be able to call themselves gameprogramming newbies.
		It's either that, or people just don't like learning, which I can't fathom, because it's actually quite enjoyable to read about something and then be able to implement it yourself without having to ask for help from someone who's done it before.
		Posted - 8/11/2003 7:46:24 PM I think n00bs are getting lazy because they hear the word learn and think of school which they most likely hate.
	www.gamedev.net /community/forums/viewreply.asp?ID=1047861 (3337 words)

	Kawasaki Motorcycle Forums - View Single Post - Well, with all the n00bs...
		Kawasaki Motorcycle Forums - View Single Post - Well, with all the n00bs...
		Glad to have ya, get the basics out of the way at the MSF course and you'll be a step ahead.
		A 250 is a great first bike, not too much power for ya.
	www.kawasakimotorcycle.org /forum/3225-post2.html (47 words)

	ytmnd - you're the man now dog!
		own pwn noobs n00bs noobz n00bz halo halo 2 x-box i own i own noobs nub nubz owned own3d pwned pwn3d.
		NEDM explained n00bs ytmnd cat fad cool not even doom music
		N00bs Mc Vities biscuits lunch Billy Mc Gr00b
	www.ytmnd.com /keyword/n00bs (216 words)

	n00bs - GTAGuides.com Forum (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-25)
		If you check out most n00bs profiles' most of their posts are in the locked topics forum...
		What I hate is when you call someone a n00b if they are not "new" they scream at you because they are "not new"...erm....
		n00b and newbie are totally different things, and it just proves they are n00bs when they bitch about being called a n00b..dumb n00bs......
	www.gta-sanandreas.com /forums/index.php?showtopic=11135 (357 words)

	Video editing for n00bs. - Neowin.net
		What I need is something that has a very obvious and easy feel to it, that anyone could master within minutes - but which still nonetheless retains the potential to add some highly advanced fetaures to their video productions as (and if they become so inclined) the desire develops for them to do so.
		I did try very hard to point out that they were n00bs - and not just n00bs but n00bs with no deep or abiding interest in using complex technology.
		You have to remember that Amazon is full of Uber n00bs bitching about how this or that software or hardware item didn't work too well with their Windows 98 systems, with outdated/uderpowered hardware and so on.
	www.neowin.net /forum/index.php?showtopic=216746 (1889 words)

	VN Boards - More n00bs and d00ds starting Evil...or good? DSM...
		But I love pvp--and being an evil pvp'er I tend to run into a more hardcore crowd--but also a younger crowd and most of the time more immature.
		Now, with Eq2 lack of pvp..I wonder, other than that 'dark elves look neat!' or 'i dunno, i'm just always evil'--what types of people, in all the safeness stereotyping entails, will house the most annoying d00ds and n00bs.
		BTW if PvE servers are called blue servers for the con color of the mobs that most kill than I guess a PvP server would be called green server since most kill green con players and think they achieved something great.
	vnboards.ign.com /Message.aspx?topic=74042557 (1742 words)

	Chief Delphi - Teaching n00bs
		n00bs will piss people off, and it probably makes them think your a "1337" person (i e sad people...)
		Its best to learn on the job as it were, so it might be better if you set them a mini task to complete....
		hehehe, i didn't mean to offend any1 by refering new memebrs as n00bs.
	www.chiefdelphi.com /forums/showthread.php?t=30704 (1037 words)

	GameSpot Forums - System Wars - The best thing about Metroid Prime Hunters...
		The real n00bs are the ones who can't sit down to a Metroid game and tolerate the attention required to get through it because they weren't raised on these classic games or are simply n00bs for life.
		The real n00bs are the ones who can't sit down to a Metroid game and tolerate the attention required to get through it because they weren't raised on these classic games or are simply n00bs for life.[/QUOTE]
		People bash the lock-on system in Metroid Prime, but they fail to realize that none of the boss-fights would be possible.
	www.gamespot.com /ps2/action/gta4/show_msgs.html?topic_id=24368012 (2282 words)

	DriverHeaven.net - ATI Driver Installation in XP for n00bs
		The guide is intended to show the average joe how to install new ATI drivers in Windows XP.
		I must say the DRIVER INSTALLATION GUIDE FOR n00bs is probably the best installation guide I have ever seen.
		DH logo & Artwork may NOT be used without express permission of the Administration Team, protected under Copyright Law.
	www.driverheaven.net /showthread.php?t=8071 (114 words)

	MSBLOG » Publications » MSBLOG Exclusive: Vista 5367 (Internal Build)
		We at MSBLOG cannot confirm whether this is a genuine build or not, but I’ve been looking over the screenshots and I cannot see any sign of forgery… however please be warned - this may just simply be a hoax but to be honest it’s unlikely.
		It is looking as though this build is a hoax… we just don’t quite know.
		n00bs n00bs n00bs n00bs n00bs n00bs n00bs n00bs n00bs
	www.msblog.org /?p=496 (757 words)

	IGN Boards - I hate it when n00bs........
		IGN Boards - I hate it when n00bs........
		Date Posted: 7/31/05 10:56pm Subject: I hate it when n00bs........
		Date Posted: 7/31/05 10:57pm Subject: RE: I hate it when n00bs........
	boards.ign.com /Message.aspx?topic=94722181 (296 words)

	n00bs >.< - World of Warcraft - Warcraft Central
		You should play solo or AT you cant be match with people like that :D
		everyone plays solo even n00bs so u'll be safe till about level 6 or 7.
		alot of n00bs play to but i never seem to go against any of them.
	www.warcraftcentral.com /forum/showthread.php?t=2408 (199 words)

	Negative Views of "n00bs" - iPodWizard.net
		I would just like to say im sure we were all there once, so try to be nice and helpful, I know I will
		Well maybe the definition of a n00b needs to be changed.
		I think that if someone comes here and says I just tried doeing so and so and here are the things I tryed.
	www.ipodwizard.net /showthread.php?t=670 (433 words)

	UED Keyboard Shortcuts guide for n00bs v1.5 - Atari Forums (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-25)
		If there's anything You feel should be added or changed, feel free to tell me. Hopefully I can post a map by using this handy guide for n00bs XD Already printed my own copy.
		Because ina new map the setting needs to be set again.
		Lemme tell you a story, one day (AKA today), Pyrii searched the internet, for a small guide to keyboard shortcuts for UED as he had not been using it for awhile and couldn't remember any of them.
	www.ataricommunity.com /forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=467344 (1046 words)

	Gaming World // Tutorials - Variables for n00bs
		I know there are a lot of Varibale tuts for n00bs out there but alot of the them are really confusing.
		Once you figure them out though, they become simple, and besies, variables is one commonly used function in RPGMAKING.
		Rember, even the greatest gamers were n00bs at one point!
	www.gamingw.net /tutorials/186 (590 words)

	Setting up wifi internet with ndiswrapper for n00bs
		This is all new to me and all went well when following your instructions.
		Tux is probably a good thing to read in any case, especially since it's free as in beer!
		Since I did a clean install of kubuntu LT6.06 on my HP laptop with my D-link wifi pcmcia card installed when I did the install it found the hardware and configured it for me, seems they fixed some of the hardware support in dapper, so it might be a good idea to try it.
	kubuntuforums.net /forums/index.php?topic=2974.0 (3308 words)

	i pwn n00bs best guild on WoW ever!
		i pwn n00bs best guild on WoW ever!
		here it is its IPN - i pwn n00bs teh best guild in the universe on wow.
		wewwwwwwwwwwt pwn all the n00bs at world of warcraft that think they are even 1/100 as good as us.
	ipn.siteburg.com (130 words)

	Help: menus- pak protection from n00bs - MPC Forums (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-25)
		Help: menus- pak protection from n00bs - MPC Forums
		Supernoob did it so i know it can be done.....
		How do u make it so n00bs can't see your menus under notepad?
	www.mpcforum.com /showthread.php?t=26610 (89 words)

	Neverwinter Nights: To all n00bs (starters) out there.
		Neverwinter Nights: To all n00bs (starters) out there.
		Well, I got the flavor of this from your calling people "n00bs" in the subject line.
		There is no such thing as a stupid question.
	nwn.bioware.com /forums/viewtopic.html?forum=59&topic=408698 (1392 words)

	Databases for N00bs [RBL-0014] - $5.99 : RBlibrary.com, REALbasic made really simple! (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-25)
		Databases for N00bs [RBL-0014] - $5.99 : RBlibrary.com, REALbasic made really simple!
		Home :: Beginner Level :: Databases for N00bs
		Join Will Leshner (of SQL Labs fame, the makers of the REALSQLDatabase plugin for REALbasic) as he teaches you how to build a database in five easy steps.
	www.rblibrary.com /index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=61 (88 words)

	Pure Pwnage - Store - Canada
		i pwn n00bs on a fl Gildan Ultra Cotton hoodie.
		IMPORTANT HOODIE NOTE: Jeremy wears a medium t-shirt and a large hoodie, so you may want to get one size larger than usual when ordering the hoodie.
		Buy them individually or as a set - Boom Headshot, Über Micro, i pwn n00bs, Jeremy silouette, and PP logo.
	www.purepwnage.com /store_canada.html (496 words)

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