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	Naked and Petrified - Open Encyclopedia (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		Naked and Petrified was the anonymous name of a tenacious and successful Internet troll on Slashdot.
		His method was to invariably link whatever topic was being discussed to the idea of a "naked and petrified" stone statue to which he was supposedly sexually attracted, commonly involving the statue being smothered in grits.
		The moniker is most likely a reference to a scene in The Rocky Horror Picture Show in which the heroes are all turned into naked statues for amusement and titillation.
	open-encyclopedia.com /Naked_and_petrified (167 words)

	Naked and Petrified : Naked and petrified (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		His (or her) method was to invariably link whatever topic was being discussed to the idea of a "naked and petrified[?]" stone statue to which he (or she) was supposedly sexually attracted, commonly involving the statue being smothered in grits.
		The concept itself may (or may not) be a reference to a scene in the Rocky Horror Picture Show in which the heroes are all turned into naked statues for amusement and titillation.
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	www.termsdefined.net /na/naked-and-petrified.html (415 words)

	OPEN SOURCE OPEN SOURCE (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		two naked and petrified statue from overexposure to crt open source programmers close in on the droids.
		all of the cute naked and petrified slashdotters are passed out from the drunken festivities.
		the ray reflects from the mirror and petrifies the aibo.
	www.softpanorama.org /Bulletin/Humor/open_source_open_source.shtml (1745 words)

	Naked Empire (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		Naked Empire is the eighth book in the Sword of Truth series of books.
		It was written by Terry Goodkind and was released in 2003 in hardcover.
		While each book in the Sword of Truth series has had a focus upon moral actions, Naked Empire was criticised on release for having a focus on talking about good deeds, without actually doing many (at least until the climax).
	www.kiwipedia.com /en/naked-empire.html (169 words)

	gnaa (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		A successful 'First Post' on Slashdot, using some pre-specified text, is one of the membership criteria for some troll organizations (e.g.
		When referring to her, they frequently profess their endless love for a statue of the naked and petrified actress, preferably covered in hot grits.
		Naked and Petrified is now such an infamous troll that it virtually epitomises Slashdot trolling, and is often referred to and parodied in Slashdot comments.
	www.yourencyclopedia.net /GNAA.html (2962 words)

	Compare Prices and Read Reviews on Petrified Forest National Park at Epinions.com (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		Petrified Forest National Park is within the Painted Desert and is located on both sides of Interstate 40 in Arizona.
		Some can be seen with the naked eye but it will be nicer close up.
		Most of it was paved and I was happy once we got to this small pueblo that is partially restored of petrified wood because there was a bench there.
	www.epinions.com /content_163568520836 (1423 words)

	The Troll War (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		In the place of the pale, naked, hairless little boy was now a ripped, tanned, rug-chested Jewish man who bore a remarkable resemblence to Paul from the famous TV show, the Wonder Years, glasses and all.
		With a thud, Alan Cox's naked and petrified body landed on a pile of manure-ridden hay.
		Signal 11 brought his company of Moderators and their captive Alan Cox, naked and petrified, to a halt at the Northern lip of the Valley where the Source Forge, ESR's house of Diesel and melancholy, lay.
	trollaxor.com /text/war.html (8045 words)

	George Lucas is a Pathetic Dirty Thief!!!
		Lacey knows time is short; she quickly dives, grabbing the ankles of the running clone, causing the Lacey-clone's nude form to fall hard onto the floor with a shout of pain.
		Not wasting a moment, she barrels for the side of the room, and Lacey's eyes quickly dart away from the petrified clone as she sees the second clone trying to escape.
		(Speaking of naked and petrified clones, I did some quick math the other day and realized that 8.619% of all my sexual fantasies involve a hot young girl being accidently cloned and the subsequent quest to hunt down and petrify or vaporize all the clones.
	www.adequacy.org /stories/2001.9.7.193246.3340.html (1846 words)

	Kinky sex spinoff... - The Geek Culture Forums
		I am quite positive that the "naked and petrified" stuff means "naked and transformed into a statue", with absolute certainty.
		The pourers (petrifiers) don't see the pourees (petrified, statues) as human beings, they see them as a way to get off their bizarre sexual tastes.
		I always found the "naked and petrified" stuff to be tasteless at best, and sometimes scary.
	www.geekculture.com /ultimatebb/Forum14/HTML/000009.html (8557 words)

	Rabbis for Human Rights -- North America
		naked or in underwear) and/or uncomfortable positions causing physical pain…" When they asked for an explanation about "the practice of keeping [prisoners] completely naked in totally empty concrete cells and in total darkness…the military intelligence officer in charge of the interrogation explained that this practice was 'part of the process.'"[7]
		So too someone who is already naked, the Mishnah maintains elsewhere, warrants compensation for humiliation (M. Baba Kama 8:1), that is, if one spits on or slaps a naked person, let alone if one strips someone who was clothed.
		In a Tannaitic source it was taught: This refers to the people of Barbaria and the people of Mauretania who go naked in the streets, for there is nothing more objectionable and abominable to the Omnipresent than the person who goes naked in the street.
	rhr-na.org /torture/kvodhabriot.html (10430 words)

	Stagione di caccia 2001 Hunting Season 2001 (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		She was called Artemis or Diana - and, according to many, was taking a bath with her girlfriends, naked.
		Petrified by the nakedness he found amidst his hunt, he was caught.
		For the pleasure sake of the divine beauty who splashed him with the water from the lake - or was it the wellspring from the cave?
	www.undo.net /artinpress/1008370800.1008337760.html (1270 words)

	Dubus the fat girl (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		It felt so good that my knees naked in front of them The eyed my victim She was on "We are going to fuck " the V-necked top off and took.
		Only four full remainder of, During her student years I kept and Darwin's principle will chubby models, climax all alone to watch the quiver "What does it do to you?" She ont of her pulled her legs feel all over her body and.
		To relax but it was so big, undressing at a leisurely, to her "sword-swallowing" abilities, their seventh day without It turned out to be a great weekend, This most unwelcome intrusion The man watched them walk, women on the other hand dressed and looking rather petrified rembrandts naked fat women paintings.
	www.beml.net /chubbylady_tgp/rn-ship-plumper.html (355 words)

	[No title] (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		She was lying naked on the bed in the middle of the room.
		What an erotic sight it was--the Scarlet Witch helplessly bound spreadeagle to the metal X-frame, naked, covered with welts, and the cruel riding crop wedged deep into her pussy and hanging down from her sex, coated with her sexual juices.
		She shivered naked throughout the long night, when she wasn't gasping and bucking as the result of unwelcome rushes of intense sexual pleasure.
	www.superstories.net /ship/fic/bio/swjc2.txt (11222 words)

	AdultFanFiction.Net • .: Story :. (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		Joker folded his arms across his chest, the sliding sound of the purple satin reminding Harley of how nearly naked she was.
		Spent and disinterested, he released her pretty little head and sent it crashing to the floor, the force enough to leave a dark reminder of their lovemaking on her forehead.
		She lay there a moment, naked and petrified, and awaiting the final blow from her beautiful Joker.
	adultfan.nexcess.net /aff/story.php?no=8988 (1741 words)

	Free Software in the movies
		Hacker dreams of Natalie Portman naked and pertrified (see, we can get Natalie Portman for this movie).
		Audience leaves after Natalie Portman naked because quite frankly, the rest of it is dull as hell.
		Naked and Petrified, posted 15 Jan 2001 by Iain » (Master)
	advogato.org /article/228.html (1831 words)

	Beastility free - Animal sex free sample (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		Tempting me all afternoon and, thier day some voices were, sleeping quarters that evening, bestiality in ancient china moves in cunts knuckle and, free preveiws of animal sex, horse fucking cum movies sex.
		Stories farm girls beast horse, What a relief it has been to read the, that we're hot enough to keep up hear her pledge-sisters encouraging to be naked all the time and thumb pierced her to do dual secret animal beastiality.
		Her naked her pink pussylips her inner flesh he used his down the steps and at a brisk her television in white, himself in Baltimore for a what I told her to I fucked, early girl teen and dog sex As Blondie entered her the working mowing lawns trying.
	www.lovtrad.com /zoophilia_links/beastility_free.html (526 words)

	Mark Twain Quotes
		Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
		Loyalty to petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul.
		Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
	www.brainyquote.com /quotes/authors/m/mark_twain.html (4021 words)

	Tribute to Wank5est
		The Backstreet Boys, naked in a vat of strawberry ice cream.
		Liv Tyler, naked and petrified and on display in the Louvre.
		I cannot give a coherent response to this poll, as I am imagining myself having an Oval Office threesome with Dick "The Dick" Cheney and Barbara "The Bush" Bush.
	www.adequacy.org /stories/2002.1.1.172953.3838.html (430 words)

	:: Percy Fic-A-Thon :: (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		You were dripping still, naked, with a towel at your feet.
		He would watch as they filled every orifice you had with Slytherin spunk, then leave you, naked, used and petrified, on the Gryffindor table.
		He said he thought you were such a slut, you'd probably follow them all around for the rest of the year, just begging for them to do it to you again."
	home.earthlink.net /~percyfest/fic/drink.html (3201 words)

	AudiWorld Forums: Rob, please photoshop me Natalie Portman naked and petrified? thx yo
		Rob, please photoshop me with some better pecs and abs.
		Rob, can you photoshop one hot pink with yellow polka dots and green diagonal stripes on the back...
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	forums.audiworld.com /s4b6/msgs/14600.phtml (267 words)

	codpiece hagiography: 10/10/2004 - 10/16/2004
		Trolls are a fact of life on discussion boards all over the internets, and from a month or two after I made my first foray into this world, I discovered the beast known as a troll.
		From the naked and petrified trolls, the first post trolls, the Ogg guy, on slashdot, to the haloscan highjacker on Atrios, I have been aquainted wih the attempts to limit or combat the tactics of the beast known as troll.
		Slashdot used moderators and a rating system, and ultimately changed quite a bit of their code to combat trolling.
	uncletomfoolery.blogspot.com /2004_10_10_uncletomfoolery_archive.html (9777 words)

	Diary for mjs
		In between we displayed our various piercings and tattoos, exchanged funny stories about Richard Stallman, chain-smoked and had pizza for breakfast.
		Incidentally, in case anyone was wondering, Mae Ling does have a sense of humor about the whole "naked and petrified" thing.
		Suddenly it was 10:30 AM, and I was being shaken awake for some silly reason like some people wanting to go to work or something.
	www.advogato.org /person/mjs/diary.html?start=5 (1024 words)

	Epinions.com - Comments on 'I Am Not Petrified You'll Paint Me Naked in the Desert'
		Pros: Unusual scenery; perhaps no where will you see petrified logs like this.
		Comments on "I Am Not Petrified You'll Paint Me Naked in the Desert" (8 total)
		I am so jealous that you got to the bottom of the Grand Canyon.
	www.epinions.com /content_163568520836/show_~allcom (462 words)

	RE: Non-Perl Topic OK? (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		princepawn, I believe that until your post contains the words "Natalie Portman naked and petrified" you may still be looking at a single digit negative reputation for this node.
		And for the record, the above is the first time I have ever typed the words "Natalie Portman naked and petrified", much less posted such in a monastery.
		SOAP on the other hand is the most powerfull vacuum pump ever invented.
	perlmonks.thepen.com /39396.html (199 words)

	[rescue] Look who's a slashdot weenie! (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		On Mon, Jul 14, 2003 at 03:29:39PM -0500, Jonathan C. Patschke wrote: > A story submission is event better than a first post of Natalie Portman > naked and petrified pouring a hot bowl of grits down your pants.
		Personally, if I had a naked Natalie Portman, I can think of many things I'd rather she be doing than pouring hot grits down my pants.
		Matter of fact, I can't really think of anyone I'd like to do that.
	www.sunhelp.org /pipermail/rescue/2003-July/090444.html (201 words)

	What's your really dumb troll saying? - The Geek Culture Forums
		well cakerx, you won't be seeing anything about the naked and petrified stuff around here!
		Strange, considering you have a copy of every single naked and petrified post from /.
		The soft-porn antics of the early Astrid character were perhaps less forgivable, but I had to establish the statue fetish theme in order to achieve the goal of working in the words "naked and petrified" in a context where nobody would object to them.
	www.geekculture.com /ultimatebb/Forum1/HTML/000075.html (1643 words)

	most scary... - Eskobar Online (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		Seeing your mother in law NAKED!!! petrified! Seeing a naked woman of that age :'(Still having nightmares.
		She saw the face in the mirror lie
		In just a few years you'll wake up next to a wife that's looking exactly the same.
	www.eskobar.nu /index.php?showtopic=1090 (523 words)

	[Compunauts] We only have ourselves to blame for what's to come? (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		Or anywhere near a petrified > Natalie Portman, either.
		Cheers, Richard (BTW, I remember when it was Mae Ling Mak who was the original object of being naked and petrified.
		So don't insult me with this Natalie Portman crud...
	mail.bpal.com /pipermail/compunauts/2000-February/000715.html (280 words)

	Franci Penov : Thursday, February 12, 2004 - Posts
		You can sit naked at your desk and buy a product by, effectively, pushing buttons
		Then again, after the naked petrified Natalie Portman I guess nothing can surprise you...
		Check out Paul Vick's ten rules of performance.
	blogs.msdn.com /francip/archive/2004/02/12.aspx (90 words)

	Untitled Document
		You can also download some of his original songs in MP3 format.
		[vocodexdotorg] - hotter than Ed Asner, naked & petrified
		He has a cool site; weblogger and some nicely and freaked out Subtractor-patches.
	home.wanadoo.nl /lisenco/reason/links.htm (307 words)

	[No title] (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		Cut to Harald Missionary who is offering his bible to the petrifies Vikings in the prow.
		She throws a shabby bit of cloth over Erik and at that moment the door bursts open, and King Arnulf enters.
		Erik stands there, naked and petrified, with the cloak hanging over his head, just where it landed.
	bau2.uibk.ac.at /sg/python/Scripts/EricTheViking/EricTheViking (14360 words)

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