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| | Necrophilia - Uncyclopedia |
 | | Necrophilia is a new flavour of Christianity invented by Fred Phelps in the year A.D. It tastes like watermelon, with a faint admixture of Tofurkey and zinc. |
 | | The word necrophilia comes from the Sanskrit roots necr (meaning naked), and ophilia (meaning Ophelia, the girlfriend of Othello, Prince of Bismarck). |
 | | However, it is widely agreed by the enlightened practitioners of modern sex education (such as George W. Bush and Joseph Mengele) that necrophilia is entirely natural and healthy, and nothing to be ashamed of, unless you're some kind of freak who likes to do it with dead people. |
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