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	Newfie -- Facts, Info, and Encyclopedia article (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		"Newfie", however, is often considered far less derogatory than "Newf", if derogatory at all, as many Newfoundlanders refer to themselves as Newfies—either in seriousness or in jest; "Newf" is more associated with the insult "Dumb Newf" and, thusly, is very rarely used by a Newfoundlander.
		Most jokes were originally created (in nearly identical form) to insult the (The ability to comprehend; to understand and profit from experience) intelligence of other groups such as the (The Celtic language of Ireland) Irish, (The property of being smooth and shiny) Polish or (A native or inhabitant of Belgium) Belgians.
		For instance, the "Director of Polish Intelligence" becomes the "Director of Newfie Intelligence" with the rest of the remarks about this (A human being) person's (A specific piece of work required to be done as a duty or for a specific fee) tasks completely unchanged.
	www.absoluteastronomy.com /encyclopedia/n/ne/newfie.htm (481 words)

	Newfie - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		"Newfie" is a colloquial term used in Canada for one who is from Newfoundland.
		It was first recorded in 1942, in a dictionary of slang; at the time, "Newfie" was used to refer either to Newfoundland itself, or to the Newfoundlanders (who were also "Newfiers").
		The "Newf" or "Newfie" terms are considered derogatory by many Newfoundlanders owing to their use in "Newfie jokes", typical Canadian ethnic jokes told and retold since the days of the bankruptcy of the Dominion of Newfoundland government during the Great Depression.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Newfie (259 words)

	newfie (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		"Newfie" is a slang term used in Canada for a person from Newfoundland and Labrador.
		The term is primarily used in "Newfie jokes", the typical Canadian ethnic joke (akin to Polish jokes in the U.S. or Belgian jokes in France).
		To understand the nature of Newfie jokes, consider the analogy that Newfie jokes are to many Canadians what Redneck jokes are to Americans.
	www.yourencyclopedia.net /newfie.html (191 words)

	Newfie Studies
		Newfies believe that they are at the top rung and that, after Nature evolved large hairy dogs, everything else was a downhill slide.
		Verifiable statistical research in the major nations of the world has proved that Newfies always have their head down the bowl when their owners are desperate for the toilet.
		In a recent poll of 10,000 Newfies they were presented with the choice of a popular dog food or a large sizzling steak.
	www.bobthedog.freeserve.co.uk /newfie_studies.html (786 words)

	Encyclopedia: Newfie
		The "Newf" or "Newfie" terms are considered derogatory by many Newfoundlanders due to their use in "Newfie jokes", typical Canadian ethnic jokes told and retold since the days of the bankruptcy of the Dominion of Newfoundland government during the Great Depression.
		A joke is a short story or short series of words spoken or communicated with the intent of being laughed at or found humorous by the listener or reader.
		"Newfie", however, is often considered far less derogatory than "Newf", as many Newfoundlanders refer to themselves as Newfiesâ”either in seriousness or in jest; "Newf" is more associated with the insult "Dumb Newf" and, thusly, is very rarely used by a Newfoundlander.
	www.nationmaster.com /encyclopedia/Newfie (596 words)

	Newfoundland Newfie dogs breeders profiles information uk
		As puppies the Newfie should have a nutritious diet to ensure the proper formation of the bones and joints.
		On average the Newfie lives to around 10 years, some are reported to live into their teens.
		The Newfie is an intelligent dog that requires consistent training in a relaxed manner.
	www.petplanet.co.uk /petplanet/breeds/Newfoundland.htm (885 words)

	Welcome to Newfie Drinkers
		One year ago, after the founding of the group, every party had a better flavour to it than before, we now had a web page to post stuff on and to share with the world, what a good time we were having drinking and partying.
		I think first official party of the Newfie Drinkers was the disaterous one at my house where everyone got sick, and I was running around cleaning it all up.
		Also the Newfie Tokers have been dropping by a few times, special thanks to David for use of his nice pipe a few times.
	home.thezone.net /~qfl (5003 words)

	TGTH - FUN - NEWFIE AND REDNECK JOKES
		The Newfie joke is a very unique form of joke, usually in two forms.
		You were the only person drinking Newfie Screech during the cantina scene.
		Newfies may be to Canada what Rednecks are to the Southern US, but until you've travelled frequently throughout Alberta, rednecks are not an isolated people.
	www.gonzo.org /fun/newfierednecks.html (1813 words)

	The use of the word Newfie - www.ezboard.com
		The word "Newfie" predates the stationing of American forces in Newfoundland during the second world war (used mainly by Newfoundlanders to refer to the place and not the people).
		Never empower a narrow-minded person to bring you down by the word "Newfie", their scorn is born out of ignorance and their feelings of superiority are spurred on by sensitive Newfs who bristle at the word.
		my experience with the word is 'stupid newfie', though i was told i was okay because i was born in ontario (birthplace aside, my parents are newfoundlanders and i was raised in newfoundland).
	p199.ezboard.com /fnewfoundlandersabroadfrm1.showMessage?topicID=17.topic (1994 words)

	Newfie
		Newfie was born on a farm not far from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada in 1989.
		A soon the door of the vehicle was open, Newfie was jumping proudly to his pillow and ready for his rest.
		At the age of nine years old, Newfie was very sick.
	www.compusmart.ab.ca /hugi/newfie.html (115 words)

	The use of the word Newfie - www.ezboard.com (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		I am pround to be called a newfie, born and raised on the Rock is a true newfie, also a true baymen too.
		The only way that being called a newfie is when a lazy mainlander calls newfie's stupid and lazy, but when a true newfie is invovled in the talk, a true newfie always a smart remark for the mainlander.
		I have encountered the "Newfie" put down - and the use of the word was intended to be hurtful.
	p199.ezboard.com /fnewfoundlandersabroadfrm1.showMessageRange?start=21&stop=39&topicID=17.topic (1226 words)

	What is a Newfie? (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		He's a little pissed off because he thinks that the Newfie is smarter than he.
		When the Newfie reaches the tree, he goes around it in a circle while looking at the ground.
		The Newfie looks down at his feet, and while moving the toe of his left boot clockwise in the gravel replies, "Cuz someone took a crap behind it."
	www.jokes2000.com /jokes/files/joke8095.htm (433 words)

	Divorce, Newfie Style (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		A Newfie walked into a Lawyer's office wanting to file for a divorce.
		Newfie said, "Yes, I got about 140 acres." The Lawyer said, "No, you don't
		The Newfie said, "No she's a white gal, but our last child was a nagger and
	www.webpresspro.com /funnyfarm/divorce_newfie_style.htm (184 words)

	Aha! Jokes > Ethnic Jokes > Newfie goes skydiving (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		The instructor told the newfie to jump out of the plane and pull his rip cord.
		The time came to have the newfie jump from the air plane.
		The newfie proceeded to jump from the plane and after being in the air for a few seconds pulled the rip cord.
	www.ahajokes.com /ethnic37.html (171 words)

	Steel White Table - How to Cook Toutons (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		It’s not degrading to NEWFIE culture, it freakin’ exemplifies how easy going their culture is. Getting all uppity about it is very anti-newfie and I anti-salute you.
		Newfie jokes are degrading to Newfoundland culture, and when you say Newfie, you might as well be saying, “Stupid Newfie.” Lots of people go along with it, including plenty of Newfoundlanders, but I suspect there are just as many who don’t — who still have a good sense of humour.
		I don’t think that ‘Newfie’ is not percieved as a derogatory term anymore.
	steelwhitetable.org /blog/archives/2005/10/23/how-to-cook-toutons (1209 words)

	Resource Room: Newfie jokes told at someone's expense
		I can't see how a Newfie joke is part of Newfoundland culture.
		It is not acceptable to tell racial jokes or to use certain derogatory terms to describe Jews, natives, African-Canadians, or other minorities.
		Telling Newfie jokes or using the term Newfie in place of Newfoundlander should also be unacceptable, in my opinion.
	www.cdli.ca /ourfuture/resource/g9_letter6.html (214 words)

	Neowin.net -> A great newfie joke
		An Englishman, an Irishman and a Newfie are all playing golf with their wives.
		The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee; and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
		I am a Newfie myself, as I was born there.
	www.neowin.net /forum/index.php?showtopic=108634 (546 words)

	Newfie Bling: As Original As Your Finger Print
		Original Newfie Bling is only found at the Scilly Cove Craft Store (Located in Winterton) and online (this website only) for now but will be expanding in the future.
		There are no Newfie Bling pieces that are alike, they are all original pieces created by one of the two bling masters.
		Not only can you buy the newfie bling jewelry but now you can by newfie bling merchandise check out the buy bling page to find out how to get newfie bling jewlery and products.
	www.freewebs.com /newfiebling (122 words)

	Newfie Love
		My experience of Newfies is that are more laid back in their welcome.
		However, your normal Newfie does not wear his heart on his sleeve and his love and affection have to be won.
		In that fleeting second you know that he is thanking you for being his friend, from the depths of his big Newfie heart.
	www.bobthedog.freeserve.co.uk /newfie_love.html (521 words)

	GAD's Newfie Pages
		Anytime I take a picture of my Newfie (Or other all fl dog), all I get is a big fl smudge!".
		For example, if you take a picture that's 90% bright green grass and 10% Newfie, the camera will assume that it's the grass you want a picture of, and expose your film to make the grass look nice.
		Now this doesn't mean 95% Newfie and 5% grass, it means a good centered subject with 50% or more of the shot being the beastie.
	www.gad.net /NewfRelated/NewfiePhotos.html (1128 words)

	Madville.com - Your daily dose of weird news, & links!
		newfie is a friend of: nobodyfamous, Rexxx, nightshocker, martsanz, WuWarrior, celtica, Mo0, Pardus, eve804, litty, verbal, Torus, davef62, dirkdiggler, crable, wit, frankONE, Perrin, cmass
		From incognito to newfie on Sep 10, 2003
		From newfie to incognito on Aug 11, 2003
	www.madville.com /lookup.php?who=newfie (260 words)

	Newfie Discovers Himself
		A Newfie man goes out on the town, stops in at a bar.
		The blonde goes on to tell the Newfie all the lovely sexual things she would like to do with the Brunette.
		At this point the Newfie starts to cry and the blonde asks "what's wrong with you?".
	www.jokesaround.com /j/82.html (155 words)

	Newfie Jokes (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		Newfie Waiter: Would you like an omelet instead?
		Codco, with the "House of Budgell" and "Friday Night Girls" take full advantage of a peculiar accent and woes of Newfies.
		A few members of Codco later created This Hour Has 22 Minutes, a no-holds barred satire on news programs.
	www.danrudy.com /newfie.htm (1101 words)

	Sandra's Newfoundland Page
		There are Newfie Jokes out there, to try to make Newfies look stupid.
		John has made a word search puzzle full of Newfie expressions so try it and let us know what you think.
		Newfoundland Sayings => Anyone who has ever heard a Newfie speak will notice that they sometimes have a language of their own.
	www.io.com /~sjohn/sandra/nf.htm (1141 words)

	Newfie stomp Information (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		Newfie Stomp are great for when you're looking to get better at newfie stomp for selfish purposes.
		If you need help locating newfie stomp then you've come to the right place because we have all the newfie stomp you could want.
		Having said that we believe that we’ve searched the super highway far and wide to provide you with the best newfie stomp sites on the internet today.
	stomp.2greatsite8.info /stomp-record-now-max/newfie-stomp.html (200 words)

	Ok it's time for a Newfie Joke - DR1 Forums
		Yip, that a good one and the Newfie accent is good!
		The Newfie just laughs and says go ahead and give me another.
		A second injection follows and the Newfie laughs even more.
	www.dr1.com /forums/showthread.php?t=20949 (268 words)

	Log Cabin Chronicles newfie.html
		This act has the purpose of making every visitor to Newfoundland an honorary Newfie, if only to halt the proliferation of Newfie jokes, once you are one.
		The screeching-in officer asks "Is you a Newfie now?" and you reply: "I is, you old trout, and long may your big jib draw." This essentially means that you hope their sails will be full of wind.
		I am now an honorary Newfie and I promise not to tell Newfie jokes ever again because as a schooner captain asked as we cruised the harbor: "What lies at the bottom of St. John's harbor and has two eyes?
	www.tomifobia.com /newfie.html (735 words)

	WhiteKnight.ca Forums -> A Priest & A Newfie!!
		A priest was seated next to a Newfie on a flight to St. John's.
		The Newfie asked for a Lambs rum and Pepsi, which was brought and placed
		The Newfie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said
	www.whiteknight.ca /FORUMS/index.php?showtopic=645 (352 words)

	Newfoundland, Dog Breed Information Center®, Newfoundlands, Newfie, Newfies
		The Newfoundland is a stately, strong, and massive dog with a broad heavy head.
		Landseers in Europe have longer legs than newfies, Landseers are not so massive, they are more sporty dogs.
		Adult Newfies should be cleared of SAS again before breeding.
	www.dogbreedinfo.com /newfoundland.htm (927 words)

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