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| | Phat: Neo-Sladism Threat (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10) |
 | | After a long, careful and sometimes dangerous investigation, Phat is now able to confirm the existence of several groups of fervent neo-sladists, apparently focused in the new Czech Republic. |
 | | Although Noddy Holder, the charismatic leader of the movement, is believed to have drowned in 1975 after attempting to cross a narrow bridge wearing 18-inch platform boots, a new generation of followers believe their hero is still alive, possibly playing the South American circuit. |
 | | Holder Yooth members are already daring to congregate openly in public, ostentatiously stomping about in the distinctive knee-length boots, spangled jackets and extravagant hats which originally identified the group twenty years ago. |
| www.state51.co.uk /phat/sladism.html (346 words) |
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