| |
| | [No title] (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-09) |
 | | Norm Peterson's Famous Quotes "Can I draw you a beer, Norm?" "No, I know what they look like. |
 | | Peterson?" "No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass." "How's life treating you?" "It's not, Sammy, but you can." "What's the story, Mr. |
 | | Peterson?" "Poor." "I'm sorry to hear that." "No, I mean pour." "How's life treating you, Norm?" "Like it caught me sleeping with its wife." "Women. |
| home.uchicago.edu /~djm2/archives/sent.1997.07/norm.peterson (420 words) |
|