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	Dead Parrot - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Mr Praline enters a pet shop, complaining that the parrot he has recently purchased at the location is, in fact, dead.
		Praline points out that the only reason that the parrot had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there.
		The name "Dead Parrot" is also sometimes used, and specifically applies to a controversial joint policy document which the Liberal Party and Social Democrats issued in 1988 in the process of their merger into the Liberal Democratic Party.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Norwegian_Blue_parrot (759 words)

	Norwegian Blue Parrot - The Web's Most Popular Parrot Guide! (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-04)
		When you and the parrot are tender and violent at the same time, you are beginning to engage in the act of play.
		The parrot has been biting one hand and you have been nuzzling the parrot and feeding him with your other hand.
		When the parrot takes a playful nip, you nuzzle him with the hand he was previously gnawing on.
	www.parrot-directory.net /norwegian-blue-parrot.html (881 words)

	Winston Churchill's Parrot
		Newspapers are reporting the story of Charlie, a parrot that is 104 years old, once belonged to Winston Churchill, and still swears at the Nazis.
		And...she's a Norwegian Blue, and she's nailed to her perch...and she's pining for the fjords...
		The primary reason for parrots that come to them are, birds that are re-homed due to a change in the owner's living situation, i.e., death, divorce, or addition of a child to the family.
	www.museumofhoaxes.com /hoax/weblog/comments/33 (1672 words)

	Blue Norwegian Parrot (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-04)
		The Norwegian Blue is a fictional species of parrot referred to in the Monty Python's...
		Uriel in China November 3, 2000 This is one in a series of letters from Uriel relating experiences and observations in China since his arrival in September, 2000.
		New Update available click Parrot is responding to the demands of its users in improving the recording memory of Voice Mate, its third...
	www.parrot-directory.com /blue-norwegian-parrot.html (379 words)

	Fortean Slips: Dead Parrot Revival (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-04)
		Unlike the Python parrot, this bird was at least alive when she first took it home.
		Being from the same geographic region as the Norwegian Blue, perhaps it too was pining for the fjords.
		Whereas the Dead Parrot Sketch concluded with Chapman in his Army Colonel uniform calling the sketch to a halt on the grounds that it had become too silly, the Swedish woman is arranging an even more preposterous climax: she's slapping her pet shop with a lawsuit.
	www.parascope.com /articles/slips/fs21_4.htm (704 words)

	parrot toys, tweety birds, parrot cages, wild birds, parrot fish (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-04)
		Command the flight of 2 colorful parrots when you launch this 56” Parrots kite.
		The end of his tail, the top of his head, and the tips of his wings are bright blue.
		The tag tells us Jabber "has six colors of fabric and 17 pattern pieces, which made him one of the most difficult Beanies to produce." Bright green, blue, red, yellow, fl, and white all make a stunning appearance on this brilliant bird; the underwings, undertail, beak, and talons are a shorter-napped fabric for contrast.
	www.parrot-toys.net (269 words)

	Andy Polley's Happy Fun Time Message Board Extravaganza! - Show Discussion - Fri 19 Aug 2005
		Posted - 08/19/2005 : 6:00:21 PM The problem with comparing Wendy to the Norwegian Blue is that Wendy is quite alive, a fact that I am grateful for myself.
		The problem with comparing Wendy to the Norwegian Blue is that Wendy is quite alive, a fact that I am grateful for myself.
		Man tries to return a dead Norwegian Blue Parrot to the pet store he bought it from an hour before and the owner is trying to convince the guy that the parrot isn't really dead.
	thiswebsitestinks.com /apb/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=934&whichpage=18 (1220 words)

	The undead parrot - Uncyclopedia
		It is a remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue.
		The undead parrot had and still has influence over generations of human beings who consider him a religious cult, sometimes involving human sacrifice, so he won't come back as the undead parrot when he eventually dies.
		This is an example of the wisdom of humanity who want not to repeat previous errors.
	www.uncyclopedia.org /wiki/The_undead_parrot (108 words)

	TCS: Tech Central Station - One of These Days... Bang! Zoom! -- To the Moon! (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-04)
		D.C.) and require many election cycles to carry out, assuming that the political will could be found to literally launch the project in the first place.
		While the red orb ought to be aimed at, the people from out of the blue might wish to shoot for something more chiaroscuro first.
		Like Monty Python's Norwegian Blue parrot, the moon is dead -- geologically, biologically, other-ogicallys.
	www.techcentralstation.com /072004H.html (886 words)

	Blogger: Email Post to a Friend (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-04)
		The Norwegian Blue parrot is nailed to its perch again.
		Praline (John Cleese) goes into a pet shop to complain that the parrot he purchased a half hour earlier is dead.
		The parrot is "stunned" or "pining for the fjords," he claims, giving John Cleese this great line:"It's not pinin,' it's passed on!
	www.blogger.com /email-post.g?blogID=5218079&postID=95549702 (228 words)

	Dead Parrot sketch (alternative version) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-04)
		PRALINE: Now look, don’t play the slippery eel with me. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a long squawk.
		PRALINE: Look tosh, I took the liberty of examining that bird when I got it home, and I discovered that the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
		All statements to the effect that this parrot is still a going concern are from now on inoperative!
	www.geocities.com /fang_club/Alternative_Dead_Parrot.html (517 words)

	[Verbalbeh] Parrot's oratory stuns scientists (article) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-04)
		Speaking of parrots, this article was on the 'net a few years back.
		He spent 35 minutes in the witness box, standing feet away from a pair of stuffed Lear's macaws which are exhibits in the case at Newcastle Crown Court.
		It is thought to be the first time the leader of a main political party has appeared at a criminal trial since Jeremy Thorpe was acquitted of conspiracy to murder in 1979.
	listbot.csustan.edu /pipermail/verbalbeh/2004-January/000879.html (814 words)

	Saw noise pollution came from mimicking parrot (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-04)
		The woman was very proud of her parrot because it had a special skill.
		She was also a devout church goer and would often brag to the congregation about her faithful parrot.
		The woman’s parrot sat praying in the bottom of the cage as they placed the female inside with him.
	www.freerepublic.com /focus/fr/585647/posts (798 words)

	Dead Parrot Sketch
		I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
		That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour
		Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the
	www.mtholyoke.edu /~ebarnes/python/dead-parrot.htm (408 words)

	Fjord - Enpsychlopedia (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-04)
		Consequently fjords often provide a home-port to fishing fleets, and in industrialised locations have come to be used for fish farming and shipbuilding.
		The marine life on the reefs is believed to be one of the most important reasons why the Norwegian coastline is such a generous fishing ground.
		In Monty Python's famous Dead Parrot sketch, Michael Palin asserts that John Cleese's deceased Norwegian Blue parrot is, not dead, but rather "pining for the fjords".
	www.grohol.com /wiki/Fjord (770 words)

	New Quaker Notebook \| weblog at newquaker.com
		The parrot is "stunned" or "pining for the fjords," he claims, giving John Cleese this great line:
		The shop owner eventually tries to replace it with a slug, since the shop is all out of parrots, but those who remember this classic skit will surely appreciate the parallel I am drawing.
		After visiting Jerusalem and sleeping on the spot where Jesus was supposed to have been crucified, Kevin Kelly had an epiphany: He would shed his possessions, visit his family for the last time, and live as if he would die in six months.
	newquaker.com /2003_06_08_blogarchive.htm (479 words)

	The Parrot Sketch
		C: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
		That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
		C: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
	www.angelfire.com /ne2/zarina/parrot.html (602 words)

	Rik Abel: Norwegian Bluetooth
		Not only would this lend you a certain rakish air on the Number 73 bus, it would make it entirely clear to fellow passengers and the man in the street that you are perfectly sane and merely engaged in a conversation with a friend.
		By simply using a concealed loudspeaker in said parrot, mental irritation of your fellows would be significantly reduced.
		The Robotic P.A.C.E. project explores the use of a robotic embodiment in the form of a parrot sitting on the user’s shoulder, as a means of user interaction, taking advantage of socially intuitive non-verbal cues like gaze and postures.
	rik.typepad.com /blog/2004/04/norwegian_bluet.html (1518 words)

	oZ: monty python: dead parrot
		Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot, and I discovered that the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there.
		Praline: Look matey (picks up parrot) this parrot wouldn't voom if I put four thousand volts through it.
		He looks around with interest, noticing the empty parrot cage still on the floor.
	www.geocities.com /Athens/6666/Fancy/mp_parrot.html (613 words)

	Who the hell is Abdul-Walid?: You Eyeballin' Me? (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-04)
		It was taken straight to the Taster's Choice Rehab Clinic and the owner was fllisted from all future events, I recognised him as the cabbie who had diverted me to an illegal pet-fight club the year before.
		The next match was against a Norwegian Blue Parrot with lovely plumage and we stood behind Blinky's bowl trying to psyche-out the parrot but its unwavering glassy-eyed stare belied the truth.
		A complaint was filed with the shop the parrot had been bought from in Bolton and the bird was returned to Norway to prevent further pining.
	www.acerbia.com /archives/003436.htm (477 words)

	- Who wrote the dead parrot sketch? (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-04)
		Posted - 01/02/2005 : 8:31:32 PM Maybe the parrot wrote the sketch, and then he got assassinated by the store clerk the night before the parrot's owner came into the shop with the deceased parrot.
		I'm reading the Python biography at the moment (the one written by the Pythons) and John Cleese says that Michael Palin was telling him one day about a car that he took to his local garage.
		So John went off after hearing Michael's story and wrote a sketch for their TV show (How To Irritate People) with Graham Chapman (you'll find that Cleese and Chapman mostly wrote together, while Michael Palin wrote with Terry Jones and Eric Idle usually wrote on his own), about a guy returning a second hand car.
	www.intriguing.com /mp/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=440 (655 words)

	Blue Parrot, Sydney
		Blue Parrot is one of Sydney's best-loved hostels.
		Located in the quieter and more cosmopolitan part of the Potts Point / Kings Cross-area, Blue Parrot Backpackers is 3 minutes from the train station and buses, and a pleasant 15 minute walk to all of Sydney's major attractions - Opera House, Harbour Bridge & City Center.
		Sydney's famous beaches are only a short train/bus ride away and the Airport Shuttle Bus stops outside.
	www.hostels.com /en/hosteldetails.php/HostelNumber.4401 (387 words)

	Britain's Conservatives on verge of split
		This once fanatically Tory tabloid proclaimed Tony Blair Thatcher's true offspring, and portrayed Hague as Monty Python's dead "Norwegian Blue" parrot.
		The Tories' response is an attempt to once again put "clear blue water" between them and Labour, offering Newt Gingrich-style rants against "big government" mixed with equal measures of xenophobia and chauvinism.
		They are staking their all on the failure of EMU and the expectation of a backlash against Europe's social democratic governments.
	www.wsws.org /news/1998/oct1998/tor-o10.shtml (1341 words)

	The Providence Phoenix Phillipe & Jorge (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-04)
		Finally, on October 22, Washington Post reporter Dana Milbank took the bullshitters by the horns and exposed their strategy of lying, with a story headlined, "For Bush, Facts are Malleable." (Five days later, the Urinal finally ran the story on page A-19, under the headline, "Bush joins long line of exaggerators." Nice quick pick-up, gang.)
		The bird was simply "resting after a long squawk." To which Cleese replies, "This parrot is pushing up the daisies.
		Although Dubya's lies are no more credible than the Palin's excuses, we're going to end up in a war with Iraq -- built on a foundation of lies -- unless more of the major media types call the Bushies' bluffs and outright prevarications.
	www.providencephoenix.com /archive/pj/02/10/31/pj.html (1523 words)

	Chibi We Be Toys - Plush Toys!!! (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-04)
		Tray is also the hungriest of all the Uglydolls, and has a desperate need for Blueberry Pie.
		Some say her eyes are blue because of her craving for it.
		Monty Python Norwegian Blue Parrot: Live, 3 months old.
	chibigojitoy.hypermart.net /cutestuff/plushtoys.html (681 words)

	Monty Python's Flying Circus "Live" Norwegian Blue Parrot - DollTV.com (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-04)
		Monty Python's Flying Circus "Live" Norwegian Blue Parrot
		Monty Python's Flying Circus: "Live" Nowegian Blue Parrot 9-inch plush
		Monty Python's Flying Circus: "Live" Nowegian Blue Parrot 9-inch plush
	store.dolltv.com /mopyflcilnob.html (560 words)

	Poynter Online - Feedback
		The English and the Australians have been long-standing experts in the realm of comedy, but they are quite different from anything we have in the United States.
		Some of the funniest shows I have seen come from the BBC; in particular, the skit about the dead Norwegian Blue parrot performed by Monty Python makes the tears run down my cheeks.
		All other things being equal, the Brits are irreverant and bawdy, but it's all in good fun.
	www.poynter.org /article_feedback/article_feedback_list.asp?user=&id=21440 (504 words)

	Blue Norwegian Parrot - www.TheParrotPage.com - Blue Norwegian Parrot (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-04)
		Blue Norwegian Parrot - www.TheParrotPage.com - Blue Norwegian Parrot
		The Norwegian Blue is a fictional species of parrot referred to in the Monty Python's Flying Circus Dead Parrot comedy...
		Monty Python's Flying Circus "Live" Norwegian Blue Parrot Monty Python's Flying Circus: "Live" Nowegian Blue Parrot 9-inch plush...
	www.theparrotpage.com /BirdsSupplies/blue-norwegian-parrot.html (161 words)

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		Irish rod and Cole the large boots are eaten, the boots whose OBJ is large being Australia because of pain we have known entirely.
		Itzik Simowitz of the southern city of Beersheba contends the shop cheated him because the Galerita-type cockatoo not only failed to utter a word when he got it home, but was also extremely ill. Mr.
		Simowitz adds that the shop owner assured him the parrot was not ill but merely needed time to adjust to its new environment.
	www.onlineonslaught.com /OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=11426 (265 words)

	The Capital Times (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-04)
		Kamen chose to disagree, and did so by comparing the Thompson for president campaign to the dead "Norwegian Blue" parrot in a classic Monty Python sketch.
		In the sketch, a customer returns to a pet store a half hour after buying a parrot to complain that the parrot is dead.
		The store owner says that the parrot isn't dead, only resting - perhaps pining for the fjords of Norway.
	www.madison.com /tct/opinion/column/moe/index.php?ntid=10686&ntpid=2 (973 words)

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