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| | Nuclear weapons - Uncyclopedia |
 | | Perhaps the biggest danger from a nuclear explosion is the dazzling initial light that is emitted for several seconds; looking directly at it can be as dangerous as staring into the sun for too long, and those with fair skin may require lotion. |
 | | If a nuclear explosion occurs on or near the ground, the head of the mushroom may float on the breeze for many miles, drifting to earth and dirtying exposed washing, car windscreens and light-coloured paintwork. |
 | | According to modern research, Nuclear Weapons are best used in confined quarters like the UnStar, and a room, preferably not in private, but open to the world, so a possible Fart Detonation could wreak havoc amongst the entire human race. |
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