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	Ole and Lena - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Ole and Lena are characters persistent in jokes by Scandinavian-Americans, particularly Norwegian-Americans, dominantly in the Upper Midwest region of the U.S., particularly in Minnesota, Wisconsin and North Dakota where Scandinavian immigrants and Lutherans are common.
		Ole and Lena jokes are self-deprecating (usually told by Americans of Scandinavian heritage about their own).
		Ole and Lena are typically Norwegian, and Sven and his wife are Swedish.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Ole_and_Lena (830 words)

	Ole and Lena
		Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of morning coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio.
		OLE and Lena are getting pretty old...they're in their 80s now and they get to town every week.
		Ole, Lena, and Sven were lost in the woods of Northern Minnesota and were becoming desperate having run out of food several days ago.
	www.crecon.com /home/olelena.html (3669 words)

	OleandLena
		Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of morning coffee listening to the weather report over the radio.
		Ole and Lena were 80 years old and having trouble remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor for a checkup.
		Ole told Lena he was going to chop down 20 trees with his ax and would be done by suppertime.
	www.homestead.com /shellum/OleandLena.html (2100 words)

	Ole and Lena
		Lena decided that she and Ole needed a bit of culture so she purchased tickets to the ballet.
		Ole and Lena were getting up there in years and one evening they were sitting on the porch in their rockers.
		Ole and Lena were going to get married, and Lena went to the Dr. to have a physical.
	www.crecon.com /home/olelena2.html (1646 words)

	Finn Jokes, Ole and Lena Jokes
		Lena was worried about the toilet facilities, but she didn't want to use the word "toilet," so she wrote a letter to the campground owner.
		Ole and Lena had married under not so happy circumstances, and their married life had not been anything to brag of either.
		Ole was hired by the city council in a town in Minnesota to be one of the town's traffic cops.
	users.moscow.com /keskinen/finn-jokes-4.html (3254 words)

	More Ole And Lena Jokes
		Ole thinks it is such a good idea he does it several times and rushes off to work late.
		After Ole was dressed the doctor came in and said "I am sorry Ole, but you are very sick and have only a few weeks to live".
		Ole and Lena were in a bad car wreck.
	www.angelfire.com /mn/files17/Lena.html (926 words)

	Ole and Lena Jokes
		Ole insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all.
		Ole asked him what he was doing, and Sven told him he was marking the spot so they could come back to catch more fish.
		Ole, Lena, and Sven were lost in the North woods and were becoming desperate, having run out of food several days ago.
	www.norskarv.com /jokes1.htm (1950 words)

	Inspirational HUMOR -- Ole and Clarence.
		Ole's wife, Lena, says, "Now is you chance, Ole, vhy don't you go over dere and beat up dat Clarence like you said you volud?"
		Ole says, "OK, by yimmy I tink I vill do yust dat" Ole started for the bridge but he sees a sign on the bridge an he stops to read it, then he turns around and comes back home.
		Ole said, "Lena, I tink I change my mind 'bout beatin' up dat Clarence, you know, dey put a sign on da bridge dat says "Clarence is 13 ft. 6 in." You know, he don't look near dat big vhen I yell at him from across da river"
	www.skywriting.net /inspirational/humor/ole_and_clarence.html (188 words)

	Huumor.Com - Joke #1514 - Ole and Lena's Outhouse (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-19)
		Ole comments that Sven is comming over the next weekend, and since he has been going to an engineering school he should have an idea of the best way to handle the situation.
		Ole thought this was a fantastic plan so Ole and Sven got to work and set all the dynamite just right.
		Ole runs to the outhouse worried about Lena and reaches it just as she opens the door to come out.
	www.huumor.com /joke_1514 (387 words)

	Lena’s Log
		Lena and Ole and Little Ole were invited to the Swenson's for Christmas.
		Again, you can call Lena and Ole's Gifts (715-698-4111) to place an order — since these items are one of a kind, availability is always limited to what we have in stock.
		Lena and Ole (renamed from their original names Julia and Oscar Hanson) were the grandparents of Julie Backus (owner of Lena and Ole's Gifts) and of Howard.
	lenaole.com /news (960 words)

	Sheila: Ole and Lena Jokes
		Ole and Lena were laying in bed one night when the phone rang, Ole answered it and Lena heard him yell, "Well, how the hell should I know, that's over 2000 miles away!" and he hung up.
		Ole was talking to his neighbor Sven who said, "Ole, you and Lena should really get some new blinds." "Why?" asked Ole.
		Ole and Lena visit NY, caught in traffic on East 46th.
	sheila.inessential.com /oleAndLena (337 words)

	Ole & Lena Jokes (Page 1)
		Ole's neighbor Sven had a boy, Sven Junior, who came home one day and asked, "Papa, I have da biggest feet in da third grade.
		Ole and Sven grabbed their poles and headed out to do some ice fishing.
		Ole and Sven were taking a vacation in Sven's new camper.
	www.oldlutheran.com /humor/oleandlena1.html (786 words)

	Beer's eKeg Laughs
		Ole was taking Lena, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.
		Ole and Lena were on their very first train ride.
		Ole looked down, and he looked up, and he looked at his slipping hands, and he looked down again, and he looked up again.
	www.bright.net /~beeryde/laugh/ha266.htm (2628 words)

	Ole and Lena's bull took sick and died - Homeschooling Jokes (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-19)
		Ole and Lena's bull took sick and died, so they needed to go to the auction to buy a new one.
		Ole had to get the crops in and couldn't leave the farm, so Lena took CalTrain to the city to buy a bull.
		If she was successful, she would take the train back to the farm, then she and Ole would go to town with the truck to pick up their newly purchased bull.
	homeschooling.gomilpitas.com /humor/059.htm (192 words)

	24 Hour Campfire: Ole and Sven
		Ole and Sven were on their very first train ride.
		Shortly after Lena looked at her feet and saw they were immersed in water.
		Ole and Sven decide to go bear hunting in Maine, They drive for 14 hours, and finally when they arrive at the Maine border they see a big sign that reads "Bear left for Canada" As they didn't have Canadian licences, they turned around and went home.
	www.24hourcampfire.com /ubbthreads/showflat.php?Number=449620 (1273 words)

	Ole & Lena Jokes
		On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put his hand on Lena's knee.
		Ole and Lena was at the kitchen table for the usual morning cup of coffee and listening to a weather report coming from the radio.
		When Ole and Lena were young and in love they would got to there favorite spot to park.
	www.surfminnesota.net /olelena.html (514 words)

	Fun_People Archive - 9 Apr - Ole & Lena & the Snow Emergencies (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-19)
		All cars must be parked on the even numbered sides of the streets." Ole gets up from his coffee and replies "Jeez, okay" and goes out to move their car.
		Three days later, they're both sitting down with their cups of morning coffee and the weather forecast comes on, "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared.
		All cars must be parked on the even numbered sides of the streets." Ole gets up from his coffee and replies, "Jeez, okay" and goes out to move their car again.
	www.langston.com /Fun_People/1999/1999AHI.html (211 words)

	[No title] (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-19)
		Ole and Lena.........Start Their Family So anyvay, late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, "I tink its time!" So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to have their first baby.
		Ole got kind of puzzled by this, and then the doctor said, "Holey Moley Ole, we still ain't done yet!" The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Ole, you yust had youself another boy!" Ole was flabbergasted by this news!
		He was real serious and he asked Lena, "How come we got tree on the first try?" Lena said, "You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and you vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?" Ole said, "Yeah, I do.
	www11.brinkster.com /robwhite/jokes/OleAndLena.txt (210 words)

	Norwegian Jokes
		Once there was a Norwegian named Ole who took his wife with him wherever he went so that he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye.
		So Lena was competing in the Sons of Norway Swim Meet and she came in last place in the hundred-yard breast stroke and she said to the judges, "Oh say, I don't vant to complain, but I tink those other two girls were using der arms"!
		So Ole was hiking in the mountains of Norway and he slips on a wet rock and he falls over the edge of a five-hundred-foot cliff, and he falls twenty feet and he grabs hold of a bush that's growing out of a rock.
	www.atheistalliance.org /aaw/Norwegians.html (1671 words)

	[No title] (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-19)
		Ole and Lena were out walking and Lena clutched her heart and fell to the sidewalk.
		The Operator said "Where are you?" Ole answered, "We were walking and Lena is on the sidewalk on Eucalyptus Street." The operator asked, "How do you spell that?" The phone seemed to go dead.
		Ole and Lars were on their very first train ride.
	www.daroshdarash.com /users/emails/41752.html (569 words)

	Ole & Lena's
		Ole and Lena's is not your typical type of gift shop!
		Ole and Lena's is a must see for tourists passing through the area
		Ole and Lena's is a proud member of "Something Special from Wisconsin".
	www.oleandlenas.us (135 words)

	Jokes
		Ole and Lena were laying in bed one night when the phone rang, Ole answered it and Lena heard him yell, "Vell, how da heck shouldI know, dats over 2,000 miles away" and he hung up.
		Lena quickly says, "I vish I vas back on da farm wit Ole."Poof, Lena was gone.
		The Wit and Wisdom of Ole and SvenOle and Sven died and went to hell.
	residents.bowhunting.net /Tumbleweed/html/jokes.html (934 words)

	OLE AND LENA
		Ole was arrested one night while walking bare naked down the streets of the little town ofMinnetonka, Minnesota.
		Ole was stopped by a game warden in Northern Wisconsin recently leaving a lake well known for its Walleye.
		Ole is survived by his wife Lena and Lena's good friend Lars.
	www.just4funemail.com /emails/ole-lena.html (575 words)

	Bohemian Word Werks - Snow Day
		Ole and Lena went to the same Lutheran Church.
		Ole went on Christmas and Easter and once in a while, he went on one of the other Sundays.
		On one of those Sundays, he was in the pew right behind Lena and he noticed vhat a fine looking woman she was.
	eeknight.livejournal.com /48211.html (881 words)

	Lena, Sven, and Ole
		Lena was in bed with her lover, Sven, when she heard Ole's key in the door.
		Sure enough, Ole lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed.
		He turned to Lena and said, "Hey, der are six feet in dis bed!
	help.lockergnome.com /general/Lena-Sven-Ole-ftopict50709.html (229 words)

	Humor - FastHumor.com
		After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night.
		Lena leaned over to Ole and said, "Ole, have you ever been unfaithful during all our years of marriage?"
		"Well, Ole, do you remember when you wanted to build the store and you had a hard time getting approval from the City Council?" asked Lena.
	www.fasthumor.com /html/Ole-and-Lena.html (149 words)

	Ole and Lena went to a fair : A Funny Clean Joke from Basic Jokes (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-19)
		Ole and Lena went to a fair : A Funny Clean Joke from Basic Jokes
		Ole was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
		Ole and Lena agreed and went for a wild ride.
	www.basicjokes.com /djoke.php?id=4971 (232 words)

	Huumor.Com - Joke #2168 - Ole and Lena getting divorced (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-19)
		Ole and Lena had married under none too happy circumstances, and their married life had not been anything to brag about either.
		But when, after they had been together for thirty-five years, Ole went to the local judge to ask for an annulment, and the whole of Middleton gasped with amazement.
		A date for the hearing was set, however, and when the time came the judge demanded to know the grounds on which Ole based his request for an annulment.
	www.huumor.com /joke_2168 (166 words)

	Uff da!
		Ole's neighbor Sven had a boy, Sven Junior, who came home one day and asked, "Papa, I have da biggest pee-pee in da third grade.
		Ole and Sven were trying to get a mule into the barn, but it's ears were too long.
		Sven and Ole worked together and both were laid off,so they went to the unemployment office.
	www.uffdahhh.com (700 words)

	Ranchers.net's Bull Session :: ranchwife- Ole and Lena
		Lena who was very bored was flipping through the channels on her tv when she heard the crowd at a baseball game start screaming, yelling, whistling and laughing.
		Lena got to thinking that the home there could use a little of this excitement also.
		Lena began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.
	www.ranchers.net /forum/post-60510.html (751 words)

	Blogathon » B06 #28: O is for Ole and Lena Jokes (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-19)
		B06 #28: O is for Ole and Lena Jokes
		Ole and Sven went fishing one summer and decided to rent a boat from the resort instead of fishing from the shore.
		I haven’t heard Ole and Lena jokes since I moved from Minneapolis back to the East Coast.
	blogathon.peacefulwaters.org /?p=94 (468 words)

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