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	One-liner joke - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		A one-liner is a joke that takes to its heart the principle that brevity is the soul of wit.
		A one-liner, in the strictest sense, is a joke that is delivered in a single line.
		Henny Youngman -known as the "King of the One-Liner."
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/One-liner_joke (282 words)

	Online Etymology Dictionary
		"short joke, witty remark," 1969, from one + line.
	www.etymonline.com /index.php?term=one-liner (9 words)

	Short Jokes Text Alerts
		Funny one-liners are also a great ice-breaker if you want to attract soemones attention and make them smile in the process.
		These jokes are so good that they are guaranteed to make you the centre of attention if you share them with your friend's and colleagues.
		Some jokes may also contain certain profanities and may also be deemed to be sexist to men and women.
	www.nightimeuk.com /mobile/textalerts/jokes (348 words)

	CNN.com - Transcripts
		He was the king of comedy, an icon whose good-natured one-liners entertained us for seven decades.
		WOODRUFF: It was a crackling barrage of jokes.
		And I tell you his joke that he used to say, he left England because he didn't think he could ever be king.
	edition.cnn.com /TRANSCRIPTS/0308/02/pitn.00.html (5738 words)

	The Joke File, a collection of the best jokes, stories, songs and one-liners, from the naughty to the irreverent to the politically incorrect
		Welcome to The Joke File, a collection of the best jokes, stories, songs and one-liners - from the naughty to the irreverent to the politically incorrect.
		The Joke File, a collection of the best jokes, stories, songs and one-liners, from the naughty to the irreverent to the politically incorrect
		There are categories covering bloke jokes, blonde jokes, computer jokes, quizzes, puns, rude jokes and much more.
	www.jokefile.co.uk (234 words)

	"The Archie Show" (1968)
		The one-liner jokes are like a kiddie version of the comedy that was on the show "Laugh-In".
		After the song, there would be a one-liner joke, then another storyline.
		The animation isn't the greatest in this show, it was somewhat better than "Spiderman", but not as good as "The Flintstones".
	us.imdb.com /Title?0062541 (331 words)

	Comments on 6897 Ask MetaFilter
		While jokes and one liners can lighten a speech, to do so at the bride's expense is in extremely poor taste.
		There are no jokes and one liners that are not lame, overdone and corny.
		What's the best joke/ one-liner you've heard in a speech at a wedding?
	ask.metafilter.com /mefi/6897 (1552 words)

	Latest One-Liner Digest (1/2) [rec.humor.funny]
		The One-Liner Digest appears a few times every year - ed] = = = = = = = From: ABotvinnik@aol.com Subject: Gorilla Noses.
		These jokes are typically short jokes which weren't funny enough to warrant posting them as separate articles (with apologies to the authors).
		They vary widely in subject matter, and the Digest therefore may very well offend just about everyone at one point or another.
	www.netfunny.com /rhf/jokes/95q4/oneline2.html (675 words)

	ELLIOTT: Flying the Funny Skies
		Every one-liner, every joke, every gag that we hear on a plane is, in some respects, a bittersweet commentary about the plight of the airline industry.
		But these days, some of the best one-liners are reserved for landings.
		In effect, the crewmembers who are trying their stand-up routines on us are really saying it's their airlines that are the biggest jokes of them all.
	www.elliott.org /vault/oped/2002/joke.htm (666 words)

	Wilson Announces Anti-Quake Bill [rec.humor.funny]
		Browse the Best of RHF: "Jokes about Current Events"
		SACRAMENTO, Jan. 17 (NUL) Governor Pete Wilson announced new legislation today that will "put earthquake criminals behind bars for good" in the wake of the 6.6 magnitude earthquake which struck the Los Angeles basin early Monday.
	www.netfunny.com /cgi-bin/randomurl/rhf/jokes/masterlist (139 words)

	One Liner Joke
		44 Story And One Liner Jokes She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"He answers, "$35."She: "How much for the black one?"He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."She: "I think I'll take the black one.
		One Liners Joke Of The Day Each day, we post a free, clean, and hilarious joke of the day!
		Craig's One Liner Page (1 Of 1) Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
	www.entertainmentpicks.com /directory/joke/one-liner-joke.html (306 words)

	Re: [Eug-lug]fwe: Scripting langauges
		I assume its a C solution to the > : > strip the > : > one-liners out of joker-mail...
		A one-liner is a > : command that fits on one line that does something from the command prompt.
		> : For instance here is a perl one liner that converts a dos text file to a > : unix text file: > : perl -pi~ -e 's/\r\n/\n/g' > : > : This C one liner prints "Hi Mom!" to stdout.
	www.mail-archive.com /eug-lug@efn.org/msg12738.html (516 words)

	Jim Richardson's continuation of free online tutorial "How to Write a Joke"
		Ending the last sentence of the joke on the word that unlocks the audience tension by completing the logic of the joke in one grunt-like syllable
		The initial titter (:01) on the first in this sequence of three jokes comes on the punch word "apartments." It is followed by a stronger laugh on "rooms" (:03) and an even stronger laugh on "four" (:05).
		Or is such chattiness an unnecessary, meaningless waste of time that insults the audience's intelligence and dilutes the joke's power which depends on brevity for it's very life.
	www.jimrichardson.com /write2.shtml (1645 words)

	AskMen.com - Jerry Seinfeld pictures
		While other comics resorted to crass sexual and racial jokes to induce laughter, Seinfeld struck gold with a more understated approach.
		He was a phenom as a stand-up with schtick that was a far cry from the foul and profane humor of his peers.
		He used that formula with his television show and much to the amazement of many, it soared after a slow start.
	www.askmen.com /men/entertainment_60/83b_jerry_seinfeld.html (815 words)

	Re: What is a 'Jiffy'
		It just seems ironic to me, like a rather highbrow one-liner joke that he's using for effect.
		You could say that as a joke, it's got limited effect in that only physicists are gonna laugh, but I guess that's literature for you.
		By the way, if anyone has heard of it, please feel free to cut my answer to pieces.
	www.madsci.org /posts/archives/1999-11/943067546.Ph.r.html (367 words)

	Eagle-Wing.Net - Shaggy Dog Stories
		Now that tons of requests have poured in we are happy to let both of you know that you can share your favorite story, joke, or one-liner.
		Send us your favorite story, joke, one-liner, or input to one of our special projects.
		Please share your favorite joke or story with us.
	www.eagle-wing.net /FunStuff/Submit.shtml (183 words)

	Jokes Jokes Jokes - The World's Best One Liners
		At Best-Oneliners.com you'll find jokes, comics, and funny stories -- humor of all kinds for adults and kids -- served up piping hot every day.
		Jokes Jokes Jokes - The World's Best One Liners
		The World's Best One Liners, LWP, PO Box 1172, Bellflower, CA 90706 - General Email - Webmaster
	www.best-oneliners.com (186 words)

	Rotten Tomatoes Forums - Can Anyone Defeat The FourHoursmen?
		Everybody knows that we are the kings of all "one-liner" jokes.
		Originally posted by Jimmie A. you're one liners aren't funny creepy, now audies...they are absurdly brilliant, often genius, a few of his all too rare stories have been good too, like the one about his strange girlfriend, that was actually kind of brilliant, IMO
		Me, audierules, pcrz428, and hopefully Evilshoe are the newest gang around here.
	www.rottentomatoes.com /vine/showthread.php?t=183847 (961 words)

	The Hot Web - Webmaster Resources - Content : Jokes
		Every time you visit, there is a completely new random joke, one liner, story, quote, or poem.
		Add great content to your webpage with Jokes2Go Random Joke.
		Yes, it will be a part of your homepage & it's free.
	www.thehotweb.net /sites/Content/Jokes (67 words)

	Jokes > One Liner - 81 > Joke 78 - Jennifer Lopez JLo
		Jokes : One Liners : One Liner - 81
		Jokes > One Liner - 81 > Joke 78 - Jennifer Lopez JLo
		Send this Joke as a Greeting to your friend
	www.jenniferlopez.net /modules.php?name=NukeJokes&func=JokeView&jokeid=78 (164 words)

	HeyLady.COMedy: Original Joke Archives
		You are given the chance to vote on each article, joke, one-liner and essay and tell us what you think.
		Material within this library will be divided into jokes, one-liners, humorous essays, bios, and entertainment reviews.
		The majority of these jokes are either from shayne-michael.com the original site, LAugh Support for fans, and the occasional shayne-michael.COMedy newsletter.
	www.heylady.com /new_site/fan_articles.php (348 words)

	Comedy University Courses, Teleseminars, Seminars, and Training Workshops
		Our methods are vastly different from the conventional joke writing, one-liner joke writing techniques or other traditional processes that are usually provided in comedy books or at comedy workshops.
		Our systems, books, courses, teleseminars, and live seminars are designed specifically for naturally funny, professional individuals that are highly interested in stand-up comedy writing, stand-up comedy performing, comedy act development, as well as humorous speech and training presentation development.
		The curriculum used for our programs is of the highest caliber, presented by true experts in comedy using our proprietary comedy material development system.
	www.comedyuniversity.com /stl/stlcomedyseminars1.htm (1468 words)

	Mitch Hedberg Quotes - MtDewVirus
		I too will eventually get down the on-liner jokes and master the way he won over his audience.
		The jokes were so every-day that you wonder why you didnt think of it yourself, but even if you did, theres no way to present it like him!
		the way he told his jokes is something that will never be forgotten and, to this day, make me piss my pants laughing.
	mtdewvirus.com /archives/2005/04/05/mitch-hedberg-quotes (304 words)

	Joke A Whenever
		Joke A Whenever is hosted by: LunarPages WebHosting.
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	www.jokeawhenever.com /trivia (93 words)

	Blonde Jokes - Blonde Jokes that will make you laugh! Here is your source for hilarious and dumb blonde jokes.
		Be sure to revisit this site in the future as we will be adding (from time to time) new jokes, cartoons, funny pic and other new feature.
		Here is your source for hilarious and dumb blonde jokes.
		A blonde calls her boyfriend on the phone with a problem.
	www.rategag.com /Blonde_Jokes (1259 words)

	Columbia soldier dies in Iraq - Columbia Missourian
		Edens’ friends counted on his ability to lighten any moment with a one-liner or joke.
		The dimpled, blond young man’s smile was contagious.
		An improvised explosive device went off near their armored vehicle.
	digmo.org /news/story.php?ID=13652 (514 words)

	MSN Encarta - Dictionary - one-liner
		brief joke or witticism: a short joke or funny remark in one sentence
		Search for "one-liner" in all of MSN Encarta
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	encarta.msn.com /encnet/features/dictionary/DictionaryResults.aspx?refid=1861697113 (60 words)

	Crabby Appleton "Rotten to the Core" Liner Notes
		Crabby Appleton's first album, Crabby Appleton (also reissued on CD by Collectors' Choice Music), had established them as one of the more promising new American bands at the dawn of the 1970s.
		LINER NOTES FOR CRABBY APPLETON'S ROTTEN TO THE CORE
		Crabby Appleton "Rotten to the Core" Liner Notes
	www.richieunterberger.com /rotten.html (958 words)

	Content Mart: Free and Affordable Content for your Web Site, eZine, eMail or Newsletter
		A "siglet" is a funny little joke, one-liner, put down, or quip.
		It may be a joke, a story, a funny saying or whatever, as long as it's funny and you laugh.
		Display a new free random joke on your site every day.
	contentmart.com /contentmart?catid=73 (240 words)

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