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| | OpenBSD - Uncyclopedia |
 | | OpenBSD is an ultra-secure, antiseptically-clean, and precisely organized operating system created exclusively by programmers with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. |
 | | OpenBSD's developers left other projects where the source code was plagued with dust, crumbs, microbes, incorrect text formatting, pubic hairs, and most terrifyingly, a cornucopia of poorly written software licenses. |
 | | Access to the source code of OpenBSD is far from an "Open" or "Easy" process; whereas everyone has the ability to read the code, they must be wearing two layers of latex bodysuits over a hazmat suit to be permitted access. |
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