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		The Osbournes even have a self-conscious "normal" daughter (eldest daughter Aimee, who declined to participate in the series) in the phantom role of Marilyn.
		The president has reportedly invited the compulsively potty-mouthed Osbourne family to the White House for a visit, Ozzy's lifelong banishment from the state of Texas notwithstanding.
		MTV shacked up with the Osbournes for six months, with the now-familiar intention of capturing the experiences of "real people" in their natural habitat.
	dir.salon.com /story/ent/tv/diary/2002/04/11/osbournes/index.html (659 words)

	reality blurred + The Osbournes
		Osbournes ratings down to under half of the second season's debut's ratings.
		Osbournes want high seven figures for a second season, which isn't yet a done deal.
		Osbournes renewed; Ozzy was addicted to pain meds during filming.
	www.realityblurred.com /realitytv/archives/the_osbournes (1108 words)

	Stardom hasn't spoiled "The Osbournes" - Salon
		The thing about "The Osbournes" is that, no matter how big a thing it is, it has always been about the little things: like hearing Jack call Kelly "a sexualist" when he means "sexist," watching Sharon stoop to scoop another dog turd, observing Ozzy as he puzzles over the cuff links.
		After all, the Osbournes (the family, the phenomenon, the financial entity) would not exist without her.
		But it says a lot for "The Osbournes" that people will most likely continue to judge them for who they are, and not who their friends are.
	dir.salon.com /story/ent/tv/diary/2002/11/27/osbournes/index.html (582 words)

	Reason Magazine - Ozz Fest
		The Osbournes has already had that most traditional of sitcom episodes, its Christmas special, "A Very Ozzy Christmas." Diehard fans of Black Sabbath may take some comfort in the fact that it aired on April 30, which I'm guessing is Christmas in the Satanist calendar.
		For all the foul language that gets bandied back and forth in the Osbourne household, we get to witness moments of genuine affection among the family members--and it seems to be genuine precisely because we've seen them at each other's throats as well.
		The show is of course much cruder than the sitcoms of the past, but at the same time it is much more sophisticated, both in the way it parodies the earlier shows and the way it gives us deeper glimpses into the psychological reality of family life.
	www.reason.com /news/show/32720.html (1368 words)

	BBC NEWS \| Entertainment \| TV and Radio \| Show over for MTV's The Osbournes
		Sharon Osbourne is currently appearing as a judge and mentor in ITV1 talent show The X-Factor alongside Simon Cowell and Louis Walsh.
		She was the driving force behind The Osbournes, which ran for three series, earning the family a reported $85m (£46m).
		At its peak, The Osbournes had a regular audience of eight million, with America's TV Guide magazine describing the series as "a cross between The Simpsons and This Is Spinal Tap".
	news.bbc.co.uk /1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/4024941.stm (326 words)

	UGO.com Film/TV - The Osbournes: The First Season (Uncensored) DVD review
		In the midst of the family's consistent uber-cursing and the occasional overindulgence, Americans found something to relate to in most facets of the Osbournes' existence, whether it be the parent-child dynamic or the persistent attempt by the children to step out from the family shadow and establish a presence of their own.
		The Osbournes: The First Season is delivered in its original 1.33:1 broadcast aspect ratio, with a quality that's acceptable for a television program.
		Moving on, we have the collection's major featurette, "Conversations With The Osbournes," which is divided into five individualized sections with the option to play all concurrently.
	www.ugo.com /channels/filmtv/features/theosbournes (1252 words)

	The Osbournes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		The Osbournes was an Emmy Award-winning American reality television program broadcast by MTV in the U.S., by CTV in Canada, Channel 4 in the UK and MTV UK and Ireland in Ireland and the UK, RTÉ Two in Ireland, Network Ten, MTV Australia in Australia and TV2 in New Zealand.
		The show features the domestic life of rock and roll singer Ozzy Osbourne and his dysfunctional family.
		It was revealed, however, in a "MADtv" episode, in which Jack and Kelly both guest-starred, that they did not swear as much as it seemed they did, and that it was only edited to make it seem that way.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/The_Osbournes (665 words)

	The Osbournes: The First Season - Uncensored (2002)
		We learn a little too much about Kelly’s upcoming OBGYN appointment and the Osbourne clan gets a little agitated at their neighbors because they are blasting loud music at all hours of the night.
		They are left off with a warning and as soon as the cops leave, the Osbournes continue their culinary assault on the neighbors.
		While I don’t uphold the Osbournes as the latest and greatest portrait of family values, I admittedly enjoyed the voyeuristic glimpse at their very unusual lives.
	www.dvdmg.com /osbournesseason1.shtml (3693 words)

	Scotsman.com News - The Osbournes
		OZZY and Sharon Osbourne were in Thailand to watch their son Jack fight in his first Thai...
		OZZY and Sharon Osbourne were saved by a fire alarm after a blaze broke out while they were asleep...
		SHARON Osbourne, the wife of the rock wildman Ozzy, who grappled with a burglar during a break-in...
	news.scotsman.com /topics.cfm?tid=46 (460 words)

	The Osbournes (TV Spotlight) - ChristianAnswers.Net
		It's the next generation of family-oriented sitcom, a reality-based comedy that follows the lives of Ozzy Osbourne and his family.
		The children don't respect the parents, the parents seem to have not taught the children decency as far as language goes (profanity abounds), and there seems to be constant conflict going on continually.
		While the other kids at school were talking about how funny the show was my child was telling them how terribly SAD she thought it was.
	www.christiananswers.net /spotlight/tv/2002/theosbournes.html (1478 words)

	USATODAY.com - 'The Osbournes' popular in America's living rooms (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Nearly 4 million of the previous week's viewers were between the advertiser-coveted ages of 18 and 34, which would land the cable series among the Top 10 — including network shows, which normally draw far larger numbers — in that demographic group.
		Rosie told Sharon Osbourne, her guest on Tuesday, "What I love most about it is not only the relationship you have with Ozzy —; and you obviously adore each other — but the honesty with which you relate to your children.
		Ozzfest sold out last year, and Osbourne has had a strong fan base since founding Black Sabbath in the late '60s — long before many of the Ozzfest performers were born.
	www.usatoday.com /life/television/2002/2002-04-19-cover-osbournes.htm (1744 words)

	The Osbournes (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		The Osbournes is NOT a hip, PC show by ANY stretch of the imagination, and MTV's attempt to make it seem like a show for the hip sucks all the life out of it.
		The Osbournes was cool for the first season, I thought it was the best thing to show up on TV since "South Park", but the humor just died down when little kids started listening to Kelly's music and every magazine had someting about the Osbounes in it.
		The Osbournes really rocked when it first came out because it was so different from anything else on TV and I was genuinely interested in Ozzy's family life having been a fan of his.
	www.jumptheshark.com /o/osbournes.htm (20132 words)

	The Osbournes News
		Ozzy Osbourne's bandmates in British heavy metal group Black Sabbath have reunited without the singer for a planned tour early next year, a spokeswoman said on Wednesday.
		Photo: AP Sharon Osbourne says she plans to remove a gastric band that helped her lose 56 kilograms and instead rely on psychotherapy to...
		Sharon Osbourne is recruiting contestants for a new dating show in the UK, which will see the outspoken matriarch help contestants find love.
	www.topix.net /tv/the-osbournes (757 words)

	Rolling Stone : Elton Rocks the Osbournes
		All the Osbournes were present and mingling: Kelly's strapless fl dress revealing angel wing tattoos on her shoulder blades, Jack opting for a more conservative look in suit and tie, and Ozzy sporting fl tie with tails.
		Sharon Osbourne, elegantly dressed in fl with spiky, magenta hair, came up onstage to introduce the evening and the entertainment.
		Osbourne returned to the small stage, set up in front of the guest house, to introduce the entertainment portion of the night.
	www.rollingstone.com /news/story/6556091/elton_rocks_the_osbournes (659 words)

	The Osbournes - The Osbournes are here in sibling death match and Ozzy himself referees the fight.
		The Osbournes - The Osbournes are here in sibling death match and Ozzy himself referees the fight.
		The Osbournes are here in sibling death match and Ozzy himself referees the fight.
		This is a challenging fighting game similar to street fighter but here the Osbournes are playing as a referee.
	the-osbournes.freeonlinegames.com (126 words)

	The Osbournes
		MTV is billing The Osbournes as the first-ever "reality-sitcom." But this series is neither real nor funny.
		Heavy metal legend Ozzy Osbourne shuffles around his new Beverly Hills mansion in slippers and sweats, whining about his life and grousing at his kids.
		The result is unwatchable, though Osbournesâ audience has topped 8 million (many of whom are teens) and turned into one of MTVâs most successful series.
	www.pluggedinonline.com /tv/television/a0001293.cfm (421 words)

	The Osbournes \| MTV \| Ozzy Osbourne \| Sharon \| Kelly \| Reality TV (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		The show, which stars Ozzy Osbourne, his wife and manager Sharon, their 17 year-old daughter Kelly and 16 year-old son Jack, follows the daily ins and outs of the rocker's family.
		The Osbournes are joined by their Australian nanny, Melinda, a bunch of dogs and friends of Kelly and Jack who're always droppin' in.
		Kelly Osbourne hates math but she digs science and history.
	www.kidzworld.com /site/p2085.htm (726 words)

	Amazon.com: The Osbournes - The First Season (Uncensored): DVD: Todd Stevens (III),C.B. Harding,Brendon Carter,Darren ... (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		As the second season aired, the decline in TV ratings and the tepid sales of Kelly Osbourne's album indicated that the Osbourne family's 15 minutes were just about up.
		With the abundance of the F-word and the don't-kiss-up attitudes, the Osbournes are a breath of fresh air on TV in general.
		Mtv was obviously done with The Osbournes by the way they attacked or allowed the children, Jack and Kelly, to be thrown in a rehab for drug abuse.
	www.amazon.com /Osbournes-First-Season-Uncensored/dp/B00005JLBW (3509 words)

	Amazon.ca: The Osbournes: The First Season [Uncensored] [2 Discs]: DVD: Todd Stevens (III),C.B. Harding,Brendon ... (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		But this two-disc set is an indispensable time-capsule keepsake of that brief and shining moment when Ozzy and his family put their indelible stamp on pop culture as the stars of the first reality sitcom.
		They say what's on their minds, sometimes they fight like cats and dogs (not to mention THEIR cats and dogs) but what's obvious underneath it all is that they love each other and that all the money in the world doesn't have to change someone.
		Sharon Osbourne is one of the most straightforward people on the planet, and we need more like her...if she can keep Ozzy on the right path AND the kids too, then in my book she's an amazing human being!
	www.amazon.ca /Osbournes-First-Season-Uncensored-Discs/dp/B00005JLBW (1645 words)

	Channel 4 - The Osbournes
		Tension mounts as the Osbournes move into their luxurious new home in Beverly Hills.
		The Osbournes and their menagerie of animals settle into their new house.
		The Osbournes are tormented by their 'rich kid' neighbours.
	www.channel4.com /entertainment/tv/microsites/O/osbournes (293 words)

	Amazon.co.uk: The Osbournes - The First Series [2002]: DVD: Todd Stevens (III),C.B. Harding,Brendon Carter,Darren ... (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		The first series of The Osbournes is a hilarious fly-on-the-wall documentary concerning the day-to-day domestic misadventures of Ozzy Osbourne (former frontman of Black Sabbath), his relatively sensible wife Sharon and their kids Jack and Kelly.
		This real-life sitcom fodder has led many to describe the Osbourne family as "dysfunctional"--however, despite the generous helpings of expletives with which the series is garnished, like The Simpsons, they're actually a loving and stable family unit underneath it all.
		The Osbournes without a doubt is one of the funniest programmes around, with Jack and Kelly constantly fighting, Ozzy trying endlessly to get various appliances in their house to work, and Sharon spending a lot of her time canoodling the shed load of dogs that they have.
	www.amazon.co.uk /Osbournes-First-Todd-Stevens-III/dp/B00008KAEF (1320 words)

	The Osbournes TV Show
		The Osbournes TV show is a reality series about the real-life escapades of an aging rock star, his business manager wife and their teenaged son and daughter.
		There were stories about how a producer of the MTV series, "Cribs" was so impressed with the uniqueness of the Osbournes' lifestyle that they came up with the idea for a reality show.
		She can be seen briefly during episode #20, "My Big Fat Jewish Wedding", during the wedding vow renewal and she also makes a cameo appearance as a commentator on the last two shows on Disc 2 of the same Season 2 Dvds set.
	www.crazyabouttv.com /osbournes.html (376 words)

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		Hey i've been doing pretty good on the Osbournes trivia on mtv.com.
		Okay that was weird, but I think we're gonna miss seeing the Osbournes on every Tuesday.
		His mother died of Colon Cancer, and the Osbournes officially adopted him.
	www.angelfire.com /ca6/Mandee/osbournes.html (1563 words)

	The Osbournes Facts \| Osbourne Family Profile \| Ozzy Osbourne \| Sharon \| Kelly \| Aimee (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Sharon Osbourne is Ozzy's second wife and they married in 1982.
		Kelly Osbourne is the new model for Candies.
		Jack Osbourne and the rest of the Osbournes have a cameo in Austin Powers in Goldmember.
	www.kidzworld.com /site/p2368.htm (380 words)

	The Osbournes \| tv : ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		The Osbourne family that returns to MTV on Nov. 26 has been bitch-slapped by bad luck.
		Maybe the Osbournes are soldiering through with their usual potty-mouthed pluck, and we'll be yukking it up over Lola's latest eruption in no time.
		With so much going wrong for the Osbournes, the prospect of watching the second season feels tantamount to renting Tommy Lee and Pamela's sex tape: Part of you wants to see it, and part of you wants to scrub your skin off with Ajax for even thinking about it.
	www.ew.com /ew/article/commentary/0,6115,392592~3~0~isosbournestoodepressing,00.html (744 words)

	BBC NEWS \| Entertainment \| Osbournes win Silver Clef honour (via CobWeb/3.1 planetlab2.cs.umd.edu) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have been honoured for their contribution to the music industry at a ceremony in London.
		The Osbournes bid for items at the auction, with Sharon purchasing a bronze bust of John Lennon for £9,500, while daughter Kelly spent £9,000 for a print of The Beatles by artist Peter Blake.
		We get married to music, we cry to music, we make love to music - if you can find a two-minute song, that is," she added, smiling at her husband.
	news.bbc.co.uk.cob-web.org:8888 /1/hi/entertainment/5088652.stm (286 words)

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