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 | | Let's look at the steps according to Oscar, and apparently the Tour organizers (not assuming that they knew Floyd tested positive before the end of the tour, because of course a doping scandal on top of a doping scandal is just fantastic publicity for the Tour. |
 | | Floyd disappears forever, never to be seen again so that Oscar can be the twentieth greatest Spanish cyclist ever (he did ride off a mountain last year while eating a sandwich). |
 | | So, in the World According to Oscar, since he is deserving winner of course, Floyd is guilty, guilty, guilty. |
| www.sciencefictiontwin.com /blog/2006/10/oscar-grouch.asp (1229 words) |
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