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 | | The Ottoman Empire, or “Shandydom” as it’s colloquially known, is a fictitious construction, created and utilised by parents to friction their spawn into good behaviour, much like the Bogeyman, Wind-changing, Santa Claus and the pink cardigans. |
 | | The empire based its coat of arms on the shape of each members faeces on 13th March, Trillion B.C. One of the most well known historical events in the ottoman empire was the "war on jews" which at the time was known as 'the war on terror'. |
 | | Often confused with the Ottoman empire is Otto M Emperor, a 1970’s cartoon dancing panda on the TV sitcom, “That Nineties Show”. |
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