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| | Punctuation Sticklers Unite - Erik Deckers - Humor Guru |
 | | She condemns the illiterate, stupid, and greengrocers of the world, who misuse and abuse proper punctuation. |
 | | These are the people who put apostrophes in things like "DVD's," "1970's," or "it's" for the possessive of "it." They misplace commas, and are never sure if they mean "woman, without her, man is helpless" or "woman, without her man, is helpless." |
 | | A club made up of people who know things that others don`t, like the true name of "dot dot dot," or what an Oxford comma is. (It`s the last comma before "and," as in "gold, silver, and bronze.") |
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