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 | | Paavo Lipponen aka Paavo Virus is an accidental political genius who briefly served as the President Of Finland from Feb. 9th 1993 - Feb 10th 1993. |
 | | The Finish National Census Office, after running a massively parallel OLAP query lasting almost twelve days, identified one Paavo "Virus" Lipponen, an Anchovy Sexer aged 63 from Vuorenkylantie near Paanajarvi, Northern Ostrobothnia, as the most authentic living Finn. |
 | | Thus on Feb 9th 1993 the oblivious Virus was interrupted by a delegation of Finnish Parliamentary deputies during his morning Sauna self-flagellation with a Birch branch, thrown stark naked and screaming into the Presidential palanquin and transported directly to the steps of the Finnish Parliament where he was immediately proclaimed President, live on Euro-Satellite TV. |
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