| | Black Metal - Uncyclopedia |
 | | The three ultimate purposes of Black Metal are: deafening the whole population of earth (including humans, roadies, dogs and lizards), overthrowing today's fashion scene by introducing all-season, barbed-wire-coated, spiked and uncomfortable clothing and frying a couple of eggs through desecration of Christian symbols. |
| | However, while Black Metal largely managed to destroy nearly all of the aftermath of the 70:s shitty new-age music and ABBA (not to be misunderstood as the short name of Abazagorath), its creators had vastly underestimated the infectious pervasiveness of more commercialized forms of music. |
| | A horrible, sick and deluded form of Black Metal adopted by neo-nazis and produced by filtering slightly diluted Black Metal through a stereo jacked with liquified essence of Mein Kampf into it, National Socialist Black Metal is a highly addictive and toxic form of Black Metal. |
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