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	Pirate - Uncyclopedia
		Pirates are the sworn enemy of ninjas, as Ninjas, unlike pirates, do not give a crap and are totally sweet.
		Pirates are not defenseless in these battles, however, as their curly mustaches strike deep into the Ninja phobia of facial hair (which impedes proper masking).
		Famous pirates include but are not limited to the "Pirate king" Dreaderus Direclaw, Blackbeard, Redbeard, Bluebeard, Yellowbeard, Plaidbeard, Stickybeard, Beardbeard, George W. Beard, Hazanko, One Eye'd Willy, Twinkie the Pirate, Patchy the Pirate, Long John Silver, Paula Abdul, Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Jack Hawkins, Captain Jack Daniels, Captain Morgan, Captain Crunch and Maddox.
	www.uncyclopedia.org /uncyclopedia/index.php?title=Pirates (545 words)

	Pirate
		Patchy the Pirate Patchy the Pirate is the host of the SpongeBob SquarePants specials: SpongeBob's House Party (Party Po...
		Pirate enclaves Safe havens for pirates, pirate enclaves, or pirate havens, were located all over the world.
		Pirate radio Pirate radio is the unlicensed use of shortwave radio pirates are also common in the radio world).
	www.brainyencyclopedia.com /topics/pirate.html (323 words)

	Patchy The Pirate Character Bio (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-19)
		About: He is actually Tom Kenny, the voice of SpongeBob, in a pirate suit...
		He hosts all of the 30-minute specials, like House Party and The Lost Episode.
		SpongeBob SquarePants and all related titles, characters and logos are trademarks of Viacom International Inc. SpongeBob SquarePants was created by Stephen Hillenburg.
	s86996252.onlinehome.us /patchybio.htm (75 words)

	JS Online: Special squeezes life out of SpongeBob
		But Sandy barely shows her face in "SpongeBob's House Party," which is dominated by live-action scenes that are every bit as silly as the animated ones but not half as much dorky fun.
		At one point Patchy gets his head blown clean off when one of his own stunts misfires, but even this doesn't stop his incessant bellowing.
		Patchy is having a party, too, which ties in with the cartoon scenes interspersed with the live ones.
	www.jsonline.com /enter/tvradio/may02/42994.asp?format=print (575 words)

	Atari - Uncyclopedia
		In his anger over the Internet he took boobies away from man. Zeus was enraged that he was getting advertisements for penis-enlargement in his email.
		Hazanko joined the group of Kei Pirates when he was just a kid.
		Hazanko is best friends with Patchy the Pirate, and they both want to kill ninjas and Ctarl Ctarls.
	www.uncyclopedia.org /wiki/Atari (265 words)

	SpongeBob SquarePants - B... (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-19)
		The porous party giver annoys his guests by scheduling their every second, until he accidentally gets locked out and the real party begins.
		Meanwhile, above sea level in an unfunny live-action segment, Patchy the Pirate hosts a revelry, forcing a marionette band to walk the plank, among other obnoxious gags.
		Rating 4/5 Bikini Bottom Bash is a good VHS but to me Patchy kind of took the fun out of spongebob that time.
	toddler-cowboy-boots.com /prod/B00007AJJA/SpongeBob_SquarePants_-__B... (1112 words)

	Christmas Who?
		Patchy: (to the tune of "Jingle Bells") Yo ho ho, yo ho ho, yo ho ho ho ho ho.
		Patchy: (tears the envelope open, pieces of it flying all over the place; pulls up his eyepatch and replaces it with a pair of reading glasses with one eye covered up) And he writes, "Dear Spongebob, I am ten years old, and I was wondering if you like Christmas as much as I do.
		Patchy: (hangs a homemade Spongebob ornament on a Christmas Tree; camera zooms out, showing the entire Christmas tree, which is decorated with many similar Spongebobs, as well as ornaments featuring Patrick and Squidward, and a few gift boxes) There was a time when no one had even heard of Christmas in Bikini Bottom.
	www-personal.umich.edu /~goodwins/bob/transcripts/christmas_who.html (3251 words)

	crit2 (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-19)
		Patchy, being a pirate, got on well with the Yoho Ahoy crew.
		However, patchy was the only one who knew how to sail a ship, and he had forgotten, so he acidentally sunk it
		Good news though, as the critturs were resued by Nessie, who took them to an island.
	www.geocities.com /critturs/crit2.html (60 words)

	The Lost Episode
		Patchy: But it is! It's lost and I have no idea where it is, so it's best if you forget all about old Spongebob.
		Patchy: (an elderly woman sits on her porch, knitting) Ten paces past Mrs.
		Patchy: (stands back up and drops the brick on his foot; he is now holding his remote) My remote!
	www-personal.umich.edu /~goodwins/bob/transcripts/lost_episode.html (3401 words)

	St. Petersburg Times: Xpress
		If you are a SpongeBob SquarePants fanatic, your VCR probably is already set for the premiere of "The Lost Episode," airing during a two-hour SpongeBob special from 8 to 10 p.m.
		In the live-action portion of the special, Patchy the Pirate (Tom Kenny, also the voice of the absorbent star), who is president of SpongeBob's fan club, has uncovered a never-before-seen episode of the series.
		Patchy, the forgetful buccaneer who has lost a number of things, such as his leg, eye and hand, sets out on a journey to find the lost episode … which he has misplaced.
	www.sptimes.com /2003archive/03/18/Xpress.shtml (467 words)

	Press Archives
		In a suspenseful half-hour special titled "You Wish," kids will be able to vote online or call in to choose whom they would most like to see get their wish granted -- SpongeBob, Patrick or Squidward -- which in turn will decide the official ending of the episode.
		In addition, Tom Kenny, the voice of SpongeBob, will make a rare on-camera appearance as "Patchy," a pirate who is president of the SpongeBob fan club.
		"Patchy" will appear at the beginning and end of the special to help guide kids through the online and call-in voting process.
	www.nick.com /all_nick/everything_nick/press_010117_sponge.jhtml (754 words)

	Thinklings » Blog Archive » Fab Five: Pirates (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-19)
		I thought the storyline was that he took over for the Dread Pirate Roberts when the “real” DPR retired or something.
		The real Dread Pirate Roberts was whoever happened to be wearing the mantle at the time.
		OEW was not a Pirate in his movie either, he was a skeleton.
	www.thinklings.com /?p=995&c=1 (1010 words)

	ORB Online Encyclopedia--Collapse of the Roman Empire
		The loss of Africa not only removed the wealthiest provinces from western control but also exposed the Mediterranean (especially Italy and Greece) to pirate raids.
		A third critical event was the murder of Majorian (457-461) in 461, denying him the chance of recapturing Africa and holding the western empire together.
		As these arguments show, it was a long and complex process, made more difficult to understand by the patchy nature of our evidence.
	www.nipissingu.ca /department/history/muhlberger/orb/milex.htm (1085 words)

	DVD Review of Spongebob Squarepants: Tales From The Deep - DVDtoons! (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-19)
		Another episode is a double length with a special appearance by Patchy the Pirate, who is hosting the festivities while pumping up his own pirate party at the same time.
		While Spongebob is turning Bikini Bottom into Party Central, Patchy the Pirate is throwing his own shindig on land.
		Tom Kenny, the voice behind SpongeBob, also plays Patchy The Pirate and proves he’s just as funny in front of the camera as he is behind his animated porous façade.
	www.dvdtoons.com /reviews/143 (3791 words)

	The United SpongeBob Forums -> Spongebob Episode (fanfic) #7
		Patchy: Well, it's been my dream ever since I was a boy to ride on a pirate ship...
		Patchy: Yes, but my parrot Potty always ruins it.
		Patchy: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Meredith, I think the answer has to be "B".
	www.spongezone.net /forums/index.php?showtopic=367 (3778 words)

	SpongeBob SquarePants (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-19)
		That pirate who shows up at the VERY beginning of this show (we're talking maybe the first 2 seconds) is one of the goddamn funniest things I've ever seen in my life.
		The pirate in the picture frame during the opening credits is reminiscent of "Clutch Cargo"from the 50s.
		The whole fact that there is this pirate who worships Spongebob is just so funny to me. The Lost Episode itself was bad, but I loved the Patchy segments.
	www.jumptheshark.com /s/spongebobsquarepants.htm (19763 words)

	SpongeBob SquarePants - The Sponge Who Could Fly - Video(VHS)
		Part one of this four-episode volume's title show follows human host Patchy the Pirate in his desperate, rather bizarre search for the "lost" SpongeBob episode.
		Deep in the suburbs of L.A., Patchy finally uncovers his treasure: a glorious, animated musical about a wistful blue-eyed sponge who dreams of flying with jellyfish.
		In subsequent episodes (sans Patchy), SpongeBob boldly endures a nasty case of the Suds, relentless brainwashing attempts by Plankton, and his 38th attempt at passing Mrs.
	www.wensstyle.com /product/B00007LP8N.html (316 words)

	A Tribute to Actor Robert Newton (1905-1956)
		The seafaring Captain McAllister, a recurring character on The Simpsons, may not look like Robert Newton, but Newton was actor Hank Azaria's inspiration for the captain's voice and liberal use of the trademark "Arrr" (and many variations thereon!).
		Krabs takes SpongeBob and pal Patrick on a treasure hunt and, during the voyage, instructs them in the proper inflection of the word "arrr(gh)." Blackbeard's ghost, who guards the treasure, looks a lot like the real Blackbeard, but his voice is a full-on Robert Newton impression.
		The pirate vocalist's hearty laugh at the end of series' theme song (sung to the tune of "Blow the Man Down") ends with a "harrr." And sometime live-action host Patchy the Pirate (Tom Kenny, also the voice of SpongeBob) is inspired by Newton.
	www.mooncove.com /newton/impers.htm (957 words)

	SpongeBob SquarePants (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-19)
		The SpongeBob SquarePants cartoon won a daytime Emmy for animation, and three Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards, one for favorite video game, and two for favorite cartoon (in 2003 and 2004).
		Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Gary the Snail, French Narrator, Patchy the Pirate
		Patchy the Pirate and Potty - Presenters of the SpongeBob specials.
	www.worldhistory.com /wiki/S/SpongeBob-SquarePants.htm (1226 words)

	Tom Kenny - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Tom Kenny is best known as the voice of SpongeBob SquarePants.
		1962 in East Syracuse, New York) is a voice actor who is perhaps best known for his work in the animated series SpongeBob SquarePants, in which he is the voice of the title character, the narrator, Patchy the Pirate, and a number of other characters.
		Besides voice acting, he was also a cast member of the HBO sketch comedy program Mr.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Tom_Kenny (315 words)

	Pyracy Pub - the Pirate Forum
		We are an online community hub for all ye pirates across the seven seas.
		Announcements and discussions of pirate re-enactor groups and ships' crews from across the world.
		The official forum for the world's most spectacular annual pirate event.
	pyracy.com /forums?s=660ea2691bfe91dd1a8caf92998873c3&showtopic=1141 (304 words)

	Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom
		She’d leveraged her success into a deal with the Adventureland ad-hocs to rehab the Pirates of the Caribbean, and their backstage areas were piled high with reference: treasure chests and cutlasses and bowsprits.
		It was terrifying to walk through; the Pirates was the last ride Walt personally supervised, and we’d thought it was sacrosanct.
		But Debra had built a Pirates sim in Beijing, based on Chend I Sao, the XIXth century Chinese pirate queen, which was credited with rescuing the Park from obscurity and ruin.
	www.actsofvolition.com /include/downandout (19797 words)

	55: The Lost Episode
		Patchy screams and opens the curtain in a panic.
		Patchy stands back up and drops the brick on his foot.
		Patchy and Potty fight over the remote, until a mariachi band pops up from behind the couch]
	www.geocities.com /shadowstarnook/ep55.html (2924 words)

	DVD - SpongeBob Squarepants - Christmas and Fast Modems Routers Switches Hubs WiFi Access Points NIC & Cables (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-19)
		Patchy the pirate introduces the first double length short "Christmas Who?" which is hilarious.
		The basic premise is that Spongebob and the rest of Bikini Bottom is unaware of the holiday until Sandy clues Spongebob in.
		the cartoon was really good, and unlike in other Patchy Specials, they didn't overkill Patchy.
	www.fastmodems.com /B0000AI42B/SpongeBob_Squarepants__Christmas.html (502 words)

	Captain Comics Round Table -> Kudos to Cap's Calendar (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-19)
		I just wanted to say thanks to Cap for continuously updating the calendar here and keeping us up to speed on impending important dates.
		I generally restrict myself to comics-oriented stuff for the calendar, but I couldn't resist National Talk Like A Pirate Day.
		There's a link to the TLPD site on the calendar; I recommend their English-to-Pirate translation program and Top 10 (or 15) pirate pick-up lines.
	www.captaincomics.us /forums/index.php?showtopic=827 (568 words)

	TV best bets (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-19)
		It's a playfully famous "lost episode" of the cult cartoon, "The Sponge Who Could Fly," presented by none other than "SpongeBob" fanatic Patchy the Pirate (Tom Kenny).
		But before we actually get to view the dizzy treat at 9:30, Patchy carries the 'toon treasure from California to New York.
		During his journey, we meet celebrity "SquarePants" fans and ogle a trio of classic episodes.
	www.freep.com /entertainment/tvandradio/bet21_20030321.htm (312 words)

	Syracuse New Times: Film Review (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-19)
		Leave it to Squidward to inject his sour-apple cynicism for the holiday, but even he belatedly gets to understand the true meaning of Christmas, too.
		episode is framed by live-action appearances from Patchy the Pirate, rambunctiously portrayed by Kenny with an argggh!
		Kenny gets laughs from kidding the intentionally low-budget Patchy set and wondering aloud why Patchy's bon mot to his parrot, "You, I'm ignoring!," hasn't become a national catch phrase.
	newtimes.rway.com /2003/121003/video.shtml (945 words)

	Free, online petition hosting/writing
		Iran should be free to develop nuclear weapons
		Related to Television and the "Keep Spongebob/Get Rid Of Patchy" petition
		The type of skecth reminds me of Pee Wee's playhouse only much funnier.
	www.gopetition.com /msg.php?msgid=93854 (86 words)

	"The Crack In The Cosmic Egg" light version
		We've never encountered their debut LP (which is reputedly very good), but later on they still had a borderline pop sound - hints of Bonzo's and The Move in a bluesy rock with a 60's beat feel, and some psychedelic touches - occasionally mad or eccentric.
		At their best, Abacus could surprise and be really creative, yet they were generally too unfocused and schizophrenic.
		As far as we recall (having only heard their album once several years back), these were some sort of radical experimental rock outfit.
	myweb.tiscali.co.uk /ultimathule/krautrockers.html (16534 words)

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