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| | Patrick Kluivert index | News | Guardian Unlimited Football |
 | | "Kluivert says goodbye and thanks for all the pies to a devastated Toon army," explains Matt Gilbert, whom we have to thank for this piece of craftsmanship. |
 | | "Perhaps Patrick, one of the most talented strikers of his generation, could use this to waste yet more time off the field before an inevitably ignominious and early retirement?" poses Gary Burns, whose attention to detail we applaud. |
 | | "Patrick had heard the clubs were great in Valencia, and Graeme thought there was only one way to find out," says Neil Kavanagh. |
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