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 | | Where the normal AIDS virus, having been designed by corporate committees at the RAND Corporation and Central Intelligence Agency, is weak and barely survives for seventy-two hours outside of the exciting fluids of the human body, HIV++ is hardy and comes with a built-in pop-up blocker. |
 | | "The people have spoken," said Penisbird, "and they want something that fits their lifestyles and helps integrate them into the mob revolt that is the foundations of leftism." |
 | | Penisbird brushed aside comparisons to Communism and Apple Computer, Inc., which most experts agree are similar attempts. |
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