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| | Piddletrenthide Arms Song (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-05) |
 | | A young lad tried, but his shots went wide, until at opening time he stepped inside After a rest and a pint of the best, the village was impressed when he carried off the palms But the young lad laughed and he said, "Don't be daft! |
 | | It seems to me, and I think you'll agree, that the place hasn't altered much since 1253. |
 | | For down below, where in a row the horses stood, is the Sports Motor Co. And across the green, where a midden might be seen, a treasure-trove of dung for the district's many farms The "Sportman's Bar" serves more filthy muck by far, so it's thank God for the "Piddletrenthide Arms". |
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