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| | Life Among the Pinheads |
 | | And if the store were totally filled with pinhead crickets, the floor would get messy, not to mention how crunchy each and every step would be. |
 | | Taking their cue from The Office, most of the "associates" are pinheads, too. |
 | | A simple request that they put away the dog food results in a blank, creepy stare, and the words, "Dog food?" repeated in a vague, confused voice, suggesting the speaker has never heard the term "dog food" before, or perhaps is unfamiliar with the English language. |
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