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| | Prides and Prejudices: The Tragedy of Genius-- Ranger Ricky on Armadillos, Mantids, Turkeys, and Chiggers (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-10) |
 | | There is something called the six-banded armadillo, which, as you might expect from the sort of geniuses who would dedicate themselves to the armadillo field, has between six and eight bands. |
 | | There's a giant armadillo in South America which is dog-sized, and, lacking the hairy belly which infects the others, is not offensive in the same way. |
 | | Not that the armadillo would mind, or even try and get out of the way, since they are exceptionally stupid, and, thanks to its sibling clones, there are more genes just exactly like it somewhere else. |
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