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 | | So he asked her, What's the matter, baby?" Pinnochio's girlfriend gave a big sigh and replied, "You're probably the best guy I've ever met-- but every time we make love, you give me splinters." This remark bothered Pinnochio a great deal, so the next day he went to seek some advice form his creator, Gepetto. |
 | | When Pinnochio arrived, he could tell something was bothering Pinnochio, and asked him what was the matter. |
 | | When he saw Pinnochio buying all the packs of sandpaper the store had in stock, Gepetto remarked, "So Pinnochio, things must be going pretty damn good with the girls". |
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