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| | Oops, No Pipe Wrench |
 | | I have cramps, and my builder has apparently hired a plumbing firm who do not like to show up with their tools. |
 | | "Oops, no pipe wrench!" appears to be the company motto. |
 | | Is it just a deluded fantasy, this romantic notion I have of the kindly, roly-poly plumber hunkering down over a nice, juicy pipe, his trusty pipe wrench in hand, an inch or so of butt-crackie poking delicately out of his Dickies, bravely restoring heat and hot water to the cold and the dirty? |
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