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| | Pitchfork Media - Uncyclopedia (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-21) |
 | | Pitchfork Media, the Myspace site of founder Ryan Schrieber, is a well-known website dedicated to popularizing music that sounds like, or attempts to sound like, either Nick Drake or music that was released in Great Britian from 1977 until 1983. |
 | | At last, on his eightieth birthday, donning a beard that hung to his knobby, trembling knees, Schrieber descended the staircase that led from the loft over his parents' garage. |
 | | Pitchfork reviews are billions and billions of times more accurate than Roger Ebert, who can distinguish between a mere two degrees of quality (although Siskel, before he passed on, was perfecting an 'angled-thumb' approach, in which the thumb would vary between zero and 180 degrees of quality, including angular minutes and seconds). |
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