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| | DeadBrain - DeadBrain obtains discarded IDS political "thriller" |
 | | DeadBrain has obtained what appears to be a discarded manuscript of a new political thriller by the most recent former leader of the Conservative Party, Iain Duncan Smith. |
 | | He concocts various schemes, including a plan to have their library cards rescinded, letting the air out of their bicycle tyres (until he realises none of them owns a bicycle), and sending them birthday cards when it is not their birthday in an attempt to disorient them. |
 | | Unfortunately, as with his former political life as leader, all his schemes backfire, until the novel ends with a surprising denouement involving several MPs, a minor religious order, and a goat called Cyril. |
| deadbrain.co.uk /news/article_2003_11_07_5406.php (557 words) |
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