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| | Polygon - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia |
 | | In geometry, a polygon is a shape, or a digital photograph of a shape, which is composed of one or more individual gons. |
 | | The first known polygon, the semi-irregular truncated heptadecagon, was discovered by Isosceles of Crete in 1492 BCE (17 years after he made the startling discovery that both of his legs were of the same length). |
 | | Within the next few minutes, billions and billions of polygons were classified, catalogued, and wikified by Ancient Greece's vast army of philosophers, mathematicians, sages, orators, poets, pundits, and other thinking persons that for the moment had nothing better to do on a Saturday night (other than opportunistic wanking). |
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