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| | Poop - Uncyclopedia |
 | | Poop is everything you ate, after it's been shoved up through your bunghole, into your large and small intestines, where it is then mixed with body acids and old bubble gum until it comes out your dirty mouth, you dirty, dirty boy! |
 | | However, beware of the condition of constipation, documented in 1977, which refers to a dire lack of poop just when they are most in need by the world and you. |
 | | The case is being appealed by poop fetishists and latrine orderlies everywhere. |
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