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 | | With the descendants of Terry Schiavo at his side, DeLay said that because the positronic brain uses “biological molecules” to store data, that it would be wrong to deny any humbot equipped with such a brain the electricity required for sustenance. |
 | | In a related development, Dr. What Who, the scientist who perfected the brain replacement, explained that the positronic brain allowed for “hard copy” backup so no memory was ever lost. |
 | | Why Not, who collaborated with Who, was excited that miniature wind-driven devices attached to the skull using a hair transplant technique invented in the 20th century power the entire brain and organ system. |
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