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| | Possum Cook Book |
 | | He was real mad about something, and having a possum rooting around in his garage making a mess just made it worse, so he took after that thing with a shovel. |
 | | It was real strange; right after he beheaded the possum, lightning or something struck the garage, blowing out all the lightbulbs and giving him quite a shock. |
 | | Arrange the taters around the possum, strip with bacon, sprinkle with thyme or marjoram, or pepper, and brown in the oven. |
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