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| | Seven Wonders of the World - Uncyclopedia |
 | | Seven Wonders of the World (Greek: Επτά θαύματα του αρχαίου κόσμου) is the primordial boy-band and the first one hit wonder group, formed by Archimedes, Aristotle, Heraclitus, Plato, Democritus, Pythagoras; and Thrasyllus of Mendes, also known to be first likable foreign boy-band member. |
 | | The band's success flabbergasted many authorities like Apollo and Pan, though the latter was amused. |
 | | As of 100 BC, they were working on a reunion single called "We Seven Kings of Athens Are" but after Archimedes was found drowned in his bathtub, the project had to be dropped. |
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