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	Springfield Elementary School - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Voiced by Harry Shearer, Skinner is the prototypical educational bureaucrat, constantly concerned with a low-grade battle against the school's inadequate resources, apathetic, bitter teachers, and largely rowdy and unenthusiastic students--Bart being the standout example.
		However, in an episode devoted to filling in the character's backstory, it was revealed that Skinner actually is an impostor, having stolen the identity of his platoon sergeant at the end of the war.
		He was a surly, snarling one-trick pony; when Principal Skinner had to be temporarily replaced, Leopold stomped in, issued vague threats, and terrified the children, making them think he was the replacement, and then suddenly and politely introduced the actual substitute.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Springfield_Elementary_School (2406 words)

	[No title] (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		See id. SPSD and Principal Skinner, in pursuing a legitimate interest, did not selectively impose burdens on the Petitioners because of their religious affiliation The burdening of Petitioners religious practice was of general applicability because the provision and actions by SPSD and Principal Skinner were applied to all students equally regardless of religious affiliation.
		Principal Skinner’s equitable application of the school policy was in perfect harmony with the requirements set forth by this court, because he never selectively enforced the policy against one group or another because of their religious beliefs.
		However, had Principal Skinner not intervened in the present case there could easily have been confusion that SPHS was endorsing religion, because a school sponsored memorial service discussing the Navajarian religion was conducted during school hours and on school property, after which buttons promoting the religion were being distributed to students on school grounds.
	www2.bc.edu /~ortizsh/o.doc (6505 words)

	Encyclopedia: Principal Skinner (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		In several episodes he was seen dating Agnes Skinner (much to Seymour's dismay).
		At one time, Willy was engaged to Sherry Bobbins (a parody of Mary Poppins), until she recovered her eyesight at which point, in Willy's words, "suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for [her] anymore."
		In the German version of the show Üter is an exchange student from Switzerland; this is a lot more compelling, because his outfit, the frequent references to chocolate, and his name Üter suggeste a Swiss rather than a German origin.
	www.nationmaster.com /encyclopedia/Principal-Skinner (1906 words)

	[No title] (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		On the other hand, while Principal Skinner must permit the free exchange of ideas as much he is allowed to, he also has the responsibility of ensuring that the safety of each student, and order within the school, be preserved.
		Principal Skinner's exclusion of Petitioner's article from the SOB was appropriate because it reasonably done to further legitimate pedagogical concerns.
		Doe, 530 U.S. Because the conduct occurred in the presence of Principal Skinner and on school grounds, because it followed a school sponsored memorial service in which Petitioner was the keynote speaker, and because SPSD did not disclaim its endorsement of the material, a reasonable observer would infer that SPSD endorsed the conduct.
	www2.bc.edu /~ortizsh/m.doc (6340 words)

	Andover finalist looks to move up (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		She is a finalist for the Andover High principal's job, and yesterday she revealed she is also a candidate for the principal's job in Gloucester.
		Skinner, 50, is married and has two step-children ages 28 and 25.
		Skinner wrote a grant to study the curriculum and change it to meet state guidelines.
	www.eagletribune.com /news/stories/19980521/LN_005.htm (365 words)

	Site73.com
		The universe has many unanswered questions, one of them being "What qualifications do elementary principals have?" I know there aren't any classes offered for principals, have never seen a teacher be promoted to principal or principal demoted to teacher, and assume if they had business degrees they would be involved in more lucrative careers.
		From the outside it would appear Principal Skinner lives by a strict regiment of rules, but that, like many other characters on The Simpsons, is only a facade.
		Principal Skinner and Edna may be the prominent educators of Springfield Elementary, but the little guys get just as much coverage.
	www.site73.com /index.php/m/Article/a/Display/id/182 (1570 words)

	Seymour Skinner - Armeniapedia.org (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		Seymour Skinner is the principal of the school.
		One of the school's teachers, and a love interest of Seymour Skinner, is Edna Krabappel.
		Principal Skinner's name is a joking reference to the famous psychologist B. Skinner, famous for his theories that with appropriate reward and punishment conditioning techniques, any behavior could be introduced into an individual.
	armeniapedia.org /index.php?title=Seymour_Skinner (357 words)

	[No title]
		A salute to Seymour Skinner honoring his twentieth year as principal is interrupted by a stranger claiming to be the real Sergeant Seymour Skinner.
		When Sgt. Skinner was presumed dead after a mortar explosion, Tamzarian returned to Springfield, where he assumed the identity of Skinner and became the principal of Springfield Elementary.
		Skinner is sent out of town on a rail and Tamzarian is officially declared to be the one, true Principal Seymour Skinner.
	www.angelfire.com /nd/Thejearsimpsonspage/b9.html (141 words)

	Springfield Elementary School : The Simpsons/Leopold (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		Seymour Skinner (voiced by Harry Shearer) is the prototypical educational bureaucrat, constantly concerned with a low-grade battle against the school's inadequate resources, largely apathetic teachers, and largely rowdy and unenthusiastic students--Bart being the standout example.
		Skinner, famous for his theories that with appropriate reward and punishment conditioning techniques, any behaviour could be introduced into an individual.
		Principal Skinner refused to let the burning man speak out of turn, resulting in his death.
	www.city-search.org /th/the-simpsons---leopold.html (1505 words)

	Springfield Elementary School (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		However, at the end of the episode, a judge granted Tamzarian Skinner's name, past, present, future, and mother, and decreed that no one should mention his real identity again under penalty of torture.
		He produces extreme cases of anxiety in Principal Skinner, who offers increasingly improbable stories to explain what's happening.
		In later episodes, though, she develops a secret, but seemingly stable, romantic relationship with Seymour Skinner, the school's principal.
	www.sciencedaily.com /encyclopedia/springfield_elementary_school (1729 words)

	Principal Charming Written by David Stern Directed by Mark Kirkland [$Id 7F15 1.5 911217 1
		Principal Skinner is singing the Inchworm Song as he rings the bell to Patty and Selma's apartment?
		Skinner tells Homer that he hopes the % dinner isn't a scheme to introduce him to a woman, but he never finishes % his sentence.
		Principal Skinner: That was the worst movie I've ever seen.
	www.skepticfiles.org /en001/s7f15.htm (2905 words)

	BBC - Cult - The Simpsons: Season Five Episode Guide - Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
		Skinner is alone and friendless - until Bart realises he needs an enemy in order to define his own personality...
		Skinner's use of a heat-seeking tracer to pin down the positions of Groundskeeper Willie and Santa's Little Helper within the school's ventilation system is a lift from Alien (Ridley Scott, 1979).
		The 100th episode - that explains the flboard joke - is a fine one, with Principal Skinner's idea for a novel and the conduct of the staff at the Italian restaurant as highpoints.
	www.bbc.co.uk /cult/simpsons/episodeguide/season5/page19.shtml (282 words)

	The Simpsons Quotes - Principal Skinner Quotes
		Principal Seymour Skinner lives with his mother, which makes it difficult for him to gain the respect of his students at Springfield Elementary.
		Nevertheless, Skinner's run ins with Bart are always highlights of the show, resulting in witty one-liners and humorous confrontations.
		Skinner: For Privacy's sake, lets call her Lisa S...Wait thats to ovious.
	www.thesimpsonsquotes.com /characters/principal-skinner-quotes.html (370 words)

	The Principals Office >> This Is Your Principal......
		WOW, nearly two months, well i have been busy being lazy, so i havent updated, but i have a special treat 1 image, its of skinner as a B-Sharp, its crappy quality because i havent dont grabs for ages, but once i get goin they will be ok again.
		Hey, we have moved to simpsons land, for reasons a cant be bothered explaining, everything is up and running (hopfully) and if you see and broken links please report them to me from our feedback form, plus please update all your bookmarks and links...
		Ive made 2 images of skinner (obviously) and later on today i will add some framegrabs, but it depends on what episodes are on later, cya..
	frinky.com /skinner (896 words)

	pitch.com \| \| State Lines \| Principal Skinner \| 2003-10-16
		Bullard, meanwhile, filed suit against Warrick and the school district after she was demoted from her additional duties as principal of an African-themed middle school following her criticisms of Warrick in a newspaper article.
		After that meeting, Warrick, who was the focus of a court-ordered investigation of patronage and micromanagement by board members ("Secret Warrick," June 13, 2002), led a heated discussion about the principal in a closed session in which she called on Superintendent Bernard Taylor to discipline Bullard for insubordination, sources tell the Pitch.
		The day after receiving Brown's letter, Bullard was informed by Superintendent Taylor that she was relieved of her duties as principal of the middle school.
	www.pitch.com /issues/2003-10-16/stline.html (978 words)

	BBC - Cult - The Simpsons: Season Nine Episode Guide - The Principal and the Pauper
		Premise: On the day of the town's celebration of Principal Skinner's twenty years at the school, Springfield is rocked by a scandal.
		The real Sergeant Skinner was believed killed on a mission and, upon meeting Agnes, when he took Skinner's effects home, Tamzarian decided to take Skinner's place.
		The revelation that she was as much a party to the deception as Tamzarian is delightful, as is Judge Snyder's brief cameo as he legally changes the Principal's name to Seymour Skinner.
	www.bbc.co.uk /cult/simpsons/episodeguide/season9/page2.shtml (377 words)

	Principal Skinner (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		Skinner :"They gave me a choice: jail, the army, or apologizing to the judge and the old lady.
		Skinner :"That's it, I've lost them forever."-Principal Skinner, after accidentally introducing himself as Principal Sinner before Bart's kindergarten class.
		Skinner :"It's an emergency, Mother has a june bug cornered in the basement, and she needs me to finish it off."
	www.angelfire.com /rant/85/principal.html (198 words)

	The Simpsons: Season Five Episodes
		Harry Shearer as Principal Skinner, Burns, Smithers, Kent Brockman, Ned Flanders, Rev. Lovejoy, various.
		Frighticious Harry Shearer as Principal Skinner, Burns, Smithers, Kent Brockman, Ned Flanders, Rev. Lovejoy, various.
		Bart gets Principal Skinner sacked when he brings his dog to school, but ends up working hard to get Skinner back.
	simpsonsgazette.tripod.com /simsn5.htm (2493 words)

	Fool.com: Principal's Skinner? [Motley Fool Take] August 5, 2003
		Principal offers its 13 million customers everything from retirement planning to insurance to investment services, and is a well-known, well-rounded player in personal finance.
		For the quarter, Principal reported a record $17.1 billion in mortgage loan orginations.
		Analysts following Principal were looking for the company to earn $0.59 a share in each of the second and third quarters.
	www.fool.com /News/mft/2003/mft03080503.htm (369 words)

	Story Page
		Principal Skinner attended a weekend long seminar on learning about technology.
		Since the school has recently received internet access the principal decided to become familiar with the new technology.
		Principal Skinner has assured the parents that inappropriate web site will not be able to get to from the schools computers.
	www.personal.kent.edu /~ampatton/page5.html (135 words)

	Simpson Crazy \| Simpsons Scripts \| 2F11 Bart's Comet
		Principal Skinner stands in front of then, wearing goggles.
		Two flaps on the balloon unroll, revealing a picture of Skinner's head on one side and his legs on the other.
		Anyway, that's why I always keep a cellular phone next to me. (Skinner gives the phone to Bart, who puts it in his pocket.) Now, this morning we're going to be mapping a small square of sky that's thought to be empty.
	www.simpsoncrazy.com /information/scripts/2f11.shtml (2243 words)

	Rugrats Fan Fiction: "Subsitute Principal"
		Rob Barker, the assistant principal came up to the podium at the front and began to speak into the microphone.
		We were told that this new principal is one of the best in the state, and we felt that we made the right choice.
		Kimi was desparately glad she'd held back sleep for a little longer, as were her friends (except Phil and Lil who had fallen asleep two minutes into class and now had a week of detention to look forward to).
	www.rugratonline.com /rrfan85.htm (4591 words)

	Principal Charming
		Time: 9:15] Principal Skinner arrives at the Simpson residence, and the Bouvier twins watch nervously from the kitchen.
		Skinner tells Homer that he hopes the dinner isn't a scheme to introduce him to a woman, but he never finishes his sentence.
		After Principal Skinner returns Patty home after another date, she allows him one kiss, as Selma watches sadly through the door peephole.
	www.snpp.com /episodes/7F15.html (2725 words)

	Welcome to CampusNut.com -- TV Shows
		At the elementary school, Marge is cajoling Principal Skinner into employing Jack to paint a mural to boost school spirit.
		Skinner agrees to hire Jack, saying, “Well the only other one to apply was Moe Szelick, and his stuff scares the hell out of me. Yeech, how could anyone consider that making love?”
		Principal Skinner demands that he compromise his principles and paint a more saccharine picture.
	www.campusnut.com /tv_e.cfm?article_id=821§ion=2 (547 words)

	The School Staff (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		One of Skinner's favourite saying as the head of Springfield Elementary.
		For Skinner's mother is quite overbearing, she doesn't appreciate Seymour talking to girls, or basically to people.
		Skinner is also Bart Simpson's main target for pranks.
	www.alphalink.com.au /~dechene/school.html (396 words)

	No Homers Club - Rate and Review: The Principal and the Pauper (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		This would probably sound silly but my biggest issue with the episode is that Principal Skinner is not called Skinner.
		By the way, if you are one of the writers of the show and you know some of the staff hate this episode and some fans hate it and you want them to forget about it it´s not bad if you pretend it never existed.
		02-26-2005 04:58 PM I don't consider The Principal and the Pauper to be a bad episode at all, besides the obvious continuity errors.
	www.nohomers.net /printthread.php?t=45673 (1497 words)

	Principal Seymour Skinner (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		Skinner is a man governed by women - his mother Agnes, Edna Krabappel, and his mother Agnes.
		Skinner: Yes, indeed there is.There’s an inflatable bath pillow that mother and I both enjoy.
		Skinner: "Hey, she lives with me!" (suggested by karl)
	members.optusnet.com.au /jmevans/skinner.html (422 words)

	Toronto Sun: SPORTS - Skinner a principal ...
		RICHMOND, Va. -- Mike Skinner made a surprising comeback after crashing in practice yesterday and got his sixth career Winston Cup pole in a backup car at Richmond International Raceway.
		The recovery was dramatic for Skinner, who called his run "a little bit of fuel for the soul." But it also was short-lived.
		Before his up and down day went steeply down again, Skinner joked with Nadeau about painting the car a different colour just for Richmond.
	www.canoe.ca /NewsStand/TorontoSun/Sports/2003/09/06/177713.html (601 words)

	WavSource: Television: Simpsons 4
		Principal Skinner: "You don't have the guts to strike!"
		Principal Skinner: "Seems as though we're just about at the halfway point, so why don't we call it intermission?"
		Principal Skinner: "We're creating a new, perfect society in which the mistakes of the past will be eliminated."
	www.wavsource.com /tv/simpsons/simpsons4.htm (486 words)

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